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How do you get a girlfriend?

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How do you get a girlfriend?
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 5:19 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 5:16 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(March 2, 2014 at 5:13 pm)Beccs Wrote: Did you take the Hippocratic Oath?

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Nope. I only took the page on feet Big Grin
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 5:21 pm (This post was last modified: March 2, 2014 at 5:21 pm by Cinjin.)
(March 2, 2014 at 5:00 pm)KUSA Wrote: 5) Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.--Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)
6) Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife.--Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)


I really like these two the most for JesusLover. I don't think any kind of wooing is going to work for him. Best do it god's way ... by force!
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#43
RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 5:29 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 5:16 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(March 2, 2014 at 5:13 pm)Beccs Wrote: Did you take the Hippocratic Oath?

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Nope. I only took the page on feet Big Grin
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"First do feet no harm"

I didn't know you could get selective versions!

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#44
RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 5:30 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 3:44 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
idunno

BUT I'M NOT A LOSER!!!

Put a large potato in your pants... and if that doesn't work.. put in in the front of your pants..Cool Shades
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 5:32 pm
That sounds like good advice.
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 5:35 pm
Go up to the girl you fancy and say:

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 5:38 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 5:29 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(March 2, 2014 at 5:16 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Nope. I only took the page on feet Big Grin
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"First do feet no harm"

I didn't know you could get selective versions!

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Sadly, it can't work that way.

True story. Chap has a neuroischeamic ulcer, bad joints and bad balance.

The podiatrist wants him off his feet to heal the ulcer.

The vascular surgeon wants him moving around to keep the venous pump of the legs going.

The GP wants him doing hydrotherapy to improve the general fitness.

But the Nursing team wants the wound kept dry.

And care team wants him in bed so he doesn't fall over.

If we all took a separate view there would be a lot more arguments than there already are!

But I digress.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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#48
RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 6:08 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 3:44 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: idunno

BUT I'M NOT A LOSER!!!

Invite her over for Bible study.

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#49
RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 6:12 pm (This post was last modified: March 2, 2014 at 6:13 pm by LastPoet.)
Learn the fine art of pleasing a woman, fuck her hard and wilingfully when she washes the dishes. Big Grin

ETA: ontop of a washing machine its said to be an aphrodisiac, further empirical data must be gathered Big Grin
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RE: How do you get a girlfriend?
March 2, 2014 at 6:12 pm (This post was last modified: March 2, 2014 at 6:14 pm by Mudhammam.)
Btw this signature on JacobSmooth cracks me up:
Quote:God does not play dice with the universe: He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
OOOHHHH that's what God is! Thanks for *clarifying*. Evidence? What's evidence?
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