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Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
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Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
http://www.tennessean.com/article/201403...ck_check=1

Quote:CLARKSVILLE, TENN. — A Clarksville woman charged with killing her 7-month-old daughter Friday told police “Jesus came down” and took her daughter to heaven while she was bathing her, according to an arrest warrant.
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
There really should be stricter regulations on breeding.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
(March 10, 2014 at 1:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.tennessean.com/article/201403...ck_check=1

Quote:CLARKSVILLE, TENN. — A Clarksville woman charged with killing her 7-month-old daughter Friday told police “Jesus came down” and took her daughter to heaven while she was bathing her, according to an arrest warrant.

Wow...
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
(March 10, 2014 at 1:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.tennessean.com/article/201403...ck_check=1

Quote:CLARKSVILLE, TENN. — A Clarksville woman charged with killing her 7-month-old daughter Friday told police “Jesus came down” and took her daughter to heaven while she was bathing her, according to an arrest warrant.

A Christian uses Jesus, an atheist uses a twinkie....whats the difference?
Quis ut Deus?
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
(March 10, 2014 at 1:18 pm)ronedee Wrote:
(March 10, 2014 at 1:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.tennessean.com/article/201403...ck_check=1

A Christian uses Jesus, an atheist uses a twinkie....whats the difference?

BUT.... a twinkie has cream filling
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
(March 10, 2014 at 1:19 pm)truthBtold Wrote:
(March 10, 2014 at 1:18 pm)ronedee Wrote: A Christian uses Jesus, an atheist uses a twinkie....whats the difference?

BUT.... a twinkie has cream filling

Jesus might give you that if you ask nicely...
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
(March 10, 2014 at 1:18 pm)ronedee Wrote: A Christian uses Jesus, an atheist uses a twinkie....whats the difference?

The twinkie exists...
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
Twinkies don't claim to "love little children".... although when your pervert priests are around that phrase sounds very scary, Ronny.
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(March 10, 2014 at 1:21 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(March 10, 2014 at 1:18 pm)ronedee Wrote: A Christian uses Jesus, an atheist uses a twinkie....whats the difference?

The twinkie exists...

Uh...no it dosen't!

It lived once but low sales put it to death!

Now Jesus? He got killed....but He's back! Thus your arrival here to talk about Him!

So...uh...YES He does exist! YOU are proof of that!
Quis ut Deus?
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RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
I don't even want to know how you came to that conclusion.....
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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