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Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
#11
RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
Wrong, asshole.

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/twinkies-...d=19664290

Twinkies did come back from the dead....unlike your fucking jesus.
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#12
RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
I knew there was something special about twinkies.
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#13
RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
What are twinkies anyway?
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#14
RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
Cream filled snack cakes.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#15
RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
(March 10, 2014 at 1:18 pm)ronedee Wrote: A Christian uses Jesus, an atheist uses a twinkie....whats the difference?

WTF - was there actually a story of an atheist killing someone Because Twinkies, or are you just saying shit to explain away a tragedy?
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#16
RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
(March 10, 2014 at 1:24 pm)ronedee Wrote: So...uh...YES He does exist! YOU are proof of that!

Wow! Flawless, airtight proof of God! Such profound logic and reasoning! How did I not see it before!? PRAISE JESUS!





ROFLOL
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#17
RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
(March 10, 2014 at 1:41 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote:
(March 10, 2014 at 1:18 pm)ronedee Wrote: A Christian uses Jesus, an atheist uses a twinkie....whats the difference?

WTF - was there actually a story of an atheist killing someone Because Twinkies, or are you just saying shit to explain away a tragedy?

Are you more concerned with "THE" tragedy... or Jesus being used in it?

If you say Jesus... then what's the difference between you and the murderer in terms of usage?

She used Jesus' name to kill....You use Jesus' name to disparage.
Quis ut Deus?
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#18
RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
(March 10, 2014 at 1:41 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote:
(March 10, 2014 at 1:18 pm)ronedee Wrote: A Christian uses Jesus, an atheist uses a twinkie....whats the difference?

WTF - was there actually a story of an atheist killing someone Because Twinkies, or are you just saying shit to explain away a tragedy?

He's talking about the Twinkie Defense - which was not a defense and the perpetrator of the crime was Dan White who was one of them fucking catholics, anyway.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie_defense

Quote:"Twinkie defense" is a derisive label for an improbable legal defense. It is not a recognized legal defense in jurisprudence, but a catchall term coined by reporters during their coverage of the trial of defendant Dan White for the murders of San Francisco city supervisor Harvey Milk and mayor George Moscone. White's defense was that he suffered diminished capacity as a result of his depression. His change in diet from healthy food to Twinkies and other sugary food was said to be a symptom of depression. Contrary to common belief, White's attorneys did not argue that the Twinkies were the cause of White's actions, but that their consumption was symptomatic of his underlying depression. White was convicted of voluntary manslaughter.

Don't listen to Ronny.
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#19
RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
(March 10, 2014 at 1:56 pm)ronedee Wrote: She used Jesus' name to kill....You use Jesus' name to disparage.

I do not care how Jesus is used, though I would prefer that he be submissive to me rather than the other way around.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#20
RE: Thanks, Jesus...One More Dead Kid
(March 10, 2014 at 1:53 pm)ThePinsir Wrote:
(March 10, 2014 at 1:24 pm)ronedee Wrote: So...uh...YES He does exist! YOU are proof of that!

Wow! Flawless, airtight proof of God! Such profound logic and reasoning! How did I not see it before!? PRAISE JESUS!

AMEN BROTHER! YOU'VE SEEN THE LIGHT!Angel Cloud
Quis ut Deus?
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