Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant

[Phatt Matt s]

[LostLocke]

The only thing I told myself I really, really need to know about the Ark of the Covenant is that if I should ever find it, don't open it. And if I do "accidentally" open it, don't look.

[Brakeman]

So Mary was a beautiful white woman without pox scars or bug bites who was able to own and maintain clean and unblemished clothing that obviously has a high thread count in the primitive middle east culture circa 1 bc.

That is as hard to believe as zombies wandering Jerusalem and no one noticing..

[Phatt Matt s]

So Mary was a beautiful white woman without pox scars or bug bites who was able to own and maintain clean and unblemished clothing that obviously has a high thread count in the primitive middle east culture circa 1 bc.

That is as hard to believe as zombies wandering Jerusalem and no one noticing..

Know, she appeared to people even in the 20th Century with a glorified body and glorified clothing

[professor]

TC, I thought you are Amish.
If you are referencing the Bible in that huge post- how about taking off your blue glasses and seeing exactly what it says.
Nowhere does it say "Mary full of grace..."

What the Catholics did, is transform the female goddess worship found throughout the times before they came along- into the Virgin worship of today.
Same song / different day.
The reason there is some agreement with Islam and Catholicism is the same demonic spirit is at their foundation.

[Phatt Matt s]

So Mary was a beautiful white woman without pox scars or bug bites who was able to own and maintain clean and unblemished clothing that obviously has a high thread count in the primitive middle east culture circa 1 bc.

That is as hard to believe as zombies wandering Jerusalem and no one noticing..

Know, she appeared to people even in the 20th Century with a glorified body and glorified clothing

WHen Mary appears to people she ussually appears as the race of the person she is appearing to. An example would be Mary appearing as an aztec girl to Juan Diego in Guadalupe and leaving the miraculous image that baffles scientists to this day.

So needless to say there I am before my sugar mama at a Carmelite Monastic order. After blowing everything on drugs, alcohol, and stupidity the Catholic Church took me in and I ran to Mary's bosom.

Unfortunately I didn't remain Catholic very long because I decided pornography, masturbation, and booze could do more for me than God, and came to the conclusion (being the insolent little dipshit I am) that God sucks and I know better. Almost going so far in my arrogance to say that God doesn't exist all together, but how in the how in the JesusHMurphybugfuckn Hell could I know that?

So I am in denial. A childish ignorant cunt with a pussy mind, insignificant speck of dust next to billions of people in the world, unable to comprehend the truth of this world around me, the mystery of the universe, or the reason for my existence, and if I don't understand something, I get frustrated and start screaming blasphemies, and blaming God!

However, I can tell you I was happier when I had faith. For the two shits and a wank that it is worth.

[professor]

You aren't by any chance from the Buffalo area? Lots of that stuff around here.

[Phatt Matt s]

You aren't by any chance from the Buffalo area? Lots of that stuff around here.

Hahaha! I did 6 Months missionary work in the ghetto of Buffalo new york. It was called St. Lukes Mission of Mercy. YEah you guys have a Lady of Fatima Shrine there lol.

I think St. Lukes is south east buffalo. Buffalo is complete shit hole! I got kicked out because of drug abuse and getting into a physical fight with a priest. I tried to put him in a headlock and did then he pushed my face into some furniture and the other residents rushed upstairs and broke it up.

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

I really don't know why you are so into Mary, it seems so Italian to me. (What I am referring to is that in a survey conducted in Italy, the practicing Catholics said overwhelming they prefer to pray to Mary or their favorite saint or the most relevant one over Jesus.)

I mean, look at the length of your post. Can you tell I did not actually read it? Because I don't give a single shit about Mary. I'm not even sure she actually ever existed in reality, or if she is purely a biblical invention. I mean, if Jesus existed, which is debatable, he must have had a mother, since it is not entirely clear rather Jesus was a real guy, it seems likely that Mary is a total fabrication. Does that make sense?

I mean, she's a chick, and sometimes praying to a feminine entity is more appealing than a masculine one, so I get that. But even in the Bible itself, Mary wasn't a god or even a saint. She didn't have any cool powers or anything. She just happened to be the chick that gave birth to Jesus. I don't see why she would be considered holy, but then again, there's a lot of things I just do not get about Christianity and every other religion in the world. Maybe someday I will get it. I dunno.

[Minimalist]

Long ago, I had a college prof who commented " it wasn't the finger of god that touched her!"


Wise man.