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What to do if someone tries to rape you
RE: What to do if someone tries to rape you
ROFLOL
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: What to do if someone tries to rape you
(March 24, 2014 at 11:12 pm)GirlyMan Wrote: I never try. So there's that.
Oh, good. Because if you had TRIED, that would make your fail more full of fail.

(March 24, 2014 at 11:13 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: ROFLOL
Hmm. Maybe SC disagrees with me.

Maybe you did not actually fail, except to me, subjectively, instead of you know, objectively. That would be a much better thing.
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RE: What to do if someone tries to rape you
(March 24, 2014 at 11:13 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: Hmm. Maybe SC disagrees with me.

Maybe you did not actually fail, except to me, subjectively, instead of you know, objectively. That would be a much better thing.

Nope. I was rofloling at your post.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: What to do if someone tries to rape you
(March 24, 2014 at 11:13 pm)futilethewinds Wrote:
(March 24, 2014 at 11:12 pm)GirlyMan Wrote: I never try. So there's that.
Oh, good. Because if you had TRIED, that would make your fail more full of fail.

Precisely why I never try, silly. Big Grin
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RE: What to do if someone tries to rape you
(March 24, 2014 at 11:08 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: Your attempt to be funny right now, it failed. Just so you know.

That was classic Girlyman right there. Once you get to know him, he grows on you.
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RE: What to do if someone tries to rape you
(March 24, 2014 at 11:16 pm)GirlyMan Wrote: Precisely why I never try, silly. Big Grin
Very wise.

(March 24, 2014 at 11:16 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Nope. I was rofloling at your post.
Oh, sorry Girlyman, it appears it is the case that you have failed so hard that me stating that you have failed is worth ROFLOLing.
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RE: What to do if someone tries to rape you
(March 24, 2014 at 11:18 pm)futilethewinds Wrote:
(March 24, 2014 at 11:16 pm)GirlyMan Wrote: Precisely why I never try, silly. Big Grin
Very wise.

(March 24, 2014 at 11:16 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Nope. I was rofloling at your post.
Oh, sorry Girlyman, it appears it is the case that you have failed so hard that me stating that you have failed is worth ROFLOLing.

Wutcha mean? This whole thread is hilarious as fucknot. Big Grin
I am like God and God like me.
I am as Large as God, He is as small as I.
He cannot above me, nor I beneath him be. - Angelus Silesius

"From each according to their motherfucking ability bitches and to each according to their goddam need fuckers. Which part of The Word you fuckers don't get?" - Jesus
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RE: What to do if someone tries to rape you
Pick your fights wisely. Futile, I don't think the sumo wrestler was anything to get offended by.

Perhaps, I'm not always the most accurate observer?
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RE: What to do if someone tries to rape you
(March 24, 2014 at 11:32 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Pick your fights wisely. Futile, I don't think the sumo wrestler was anything to get offended by.

Perhaps, I'm not always the most accurate observer?
Wasn't offensive to me.

Simply wasn't funny.
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RE: What to do if someone tries to rape you
(March 24, 2014 at 11:32 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Pick your fights wisely. Futile, I don't think the sumo wrestler was anything to get offended by.

One day, when he's a hundred pounds heavier and shit, Girly will face ThunderCunt in the dohyō. Today is not that day.
I am like God and God like me.
I am as Large as God, He is as small as I.
He cannot above me, nor I beneath him be. - Angelus Silesius

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