Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 16, 2024, 7:28 am

Thread Rating:
  • 1 Vote(s) - 1 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
So, after Jesus' death nothing happens. For 100-150 years, nothing. So now, all these early Christians are like, WTF? My great great grandpa said this Yeshua guy was supposed to come back before he died. Nothing? Maybe this shit ain't real? And then this guy (NOT Peter, mind you, this epistle is recognized by biblical scholars to be pseudepigraphical) in the early church movement is like "well God is different, guys, to him a day isn't a day, you know?"

And there you have it. An easy stifling of early skepticism. A skill the church honed and practiced until the enlightenment. Then the people started to grow smarter than the church. It's slow, but the intelligentsia is slowly taking over.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Wash your mouth out with Jim beam! Lier Lier! (Covers both ears whilst shaking head) like any good brainwashed christian...

In all seriousness, how many humans on earth will pass the strict criteria of the bible or the q'ran and pass in the ark. He'll be giving tickets away towards the end, just to fill up seats...

Is sexual excitement a sin? What about getting aroused just listening to Susan Boyle sing!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Would people believe in the Bible if an Englishman hadn't written it?
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 17, 2014 at 2:22 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Would people believe in the Bible if an Englishman hadn't written it?

Huh?
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 17, 2014 at 1:59 am)ignoramus Wrote: Is sexual excitement a sin?

(partial quote)

According to some believers, yes. One might ask why did god gave us body parts for sex, if we are not supposed to use them?

Most grievous is that their god gave them brains, only for them keep it unused.
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 17, 2014 at 3:02 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote:
(June 17, 2014 at 2:22 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Would people believe in the Bible if an Englishman hadn't written it?

Huh?
Didn't you know that John Wycliffe wrote the Bible?
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 17, 2014 at 3:23 am)LastPoet Wrote:
(June 17, 2014 at 1:59 am)ignoramus Wrote: Is sexual excitement a sin?

(partial quote)

According to some believers, yes. One might ask why did god gave us body parts for sex, if we are not supposed to use them?

Most grievous is that their god gave them brains, only for them keep it unused.

Maybe that's their strategy? You see, their brains will be the most valuable as they are in near new condition as they have never been used.... They're a sneaky bunch, I'll give them that much....ROFLOL
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 17, 2014 at 5:11 am)ignoramus Wrote: Maybe that's their strategy? You see, their brains will be the most valuable as they are in near new condition as they have never been used.... They're a sneaky bunch, I'll give them that much....ROFLOL

Indeed, but the way I see it, the brain is like muscles and the penis. The more you use them, the more proficient those organs work.
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 17, 2014 at 5:11 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(June 17, 2014 at 3:23 am)LastPoet Wrote: (partial quote)

According to some believers, yes. One might ask why did god gave us body parts for sex, if we are not supposed to use them?

Most grievous is that their god gave them brains, only for them keep it unused.

Maybe that's their strategy? You see, their brains will be the most valuable as they are in near new condition as they have never been used.... They're a sneaky bunch, I'll give them that much....ROFLOL

Collector's item: mint condition! Wink
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 17, 2014 at 4:38 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(June 17, 2014 at 3:02 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Huh?
Didn't you know that John Wycliffe wrote the Bible?

You mean translated.
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Where does the belief that seeds die before they turn into a living plant come from? FlatAssembler 17 1884 August 3, 2023 at 10:38 am
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Aiders of the Lost Ark LinuxGal 1 826 November 26, 2022 at 9:47 am
Last Post: Gwaithmir
Thumbs Down The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. onlinebiker 75 9122 September 24, 2021 at 5:53 pm
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Too Soon For a Lie YahwehIsTheWay 14 3057 December 5, 2018 at 7:16 pm
Last Post: T0 Th3 M4X
  Too Late Fucktards. You Own Him Now. Minimalist 10 1799 October 10, 2018 at 4:14 pm
Last Post: Brian37
  A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark. Gawdzilla Sama 68 8867 September 16, 2018 at 5:11 pm
Last Post: vorlon13
  Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short Minimalist 20 4897 April 24, 2017 at 3:25 pm
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Questions about noah ark king krish 210 54330 April 8, 2017 at 6:39 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  The other problems with Noahs ark dyresand 27 5797 April 7, 2017 at 7:40 pm
Last Post: TheoneandonlytrueGod
  There is still time to covert to Christianity before Christmas! Loading Please Wait 12 3677 January 29, 2017 at 4:22 pm
Last Post: The Wise Joker



Users browsing this thread: 2 Guest(s)