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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 11, 2014 at 4:35 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 11, 2014 at 2:50 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: PLEASE, I beg of thee! Accept the Dark Lord as Your Master or FACE the CONSEQUENCES!

May the Lord rebuke him.

Avert! Cast not thy spell upon him oh tosser of God's holy salad.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 8:12 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 4:06 am)Confused Ape Wrote: We deliberately overlook this so called fact because the earth wasn't formed out of water.




Let me see...Steve Hawkins or God...hmmmm....God

I go with Steve any day. Atleast I have evidence he is real.

(July 11, 2014 at 2:48 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote:
(July 11, 2014 at 2:43 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: NO! He has a free will! Everyone's Ark ticket has been paid in full, all you have to do is enter in!

You know you don't have to respond to the posts where we're just teasing you, right?

And if entering involves never making Satan jokes again, there's more to it than just entering, isn't there? There's no need to soft-pedal the requirements. Many of us live up to them better than most nominal Christians already.

I think that's revs attempt at humour. I think.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 11, 2014 at 2:48 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: And if entering involves never making Satan jokes again, there's more to it than just entering, isn't there? There's no need to soft-pedal the requirements. Many of us live up to them better than most nominal Christians already.

Yeah I'm pretty sure St. Peter has been instructed to cross off good deeds done with the hope of earning an award as well as bad deeds avoided for fear of eternal consequences. That pretty much bankrupts the vast majority of fundy xtians.

Put aside thy fears of eternal damnation along with your eagerness to earn thy ticket to heaven while you still can, Reverino!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Is morality relevant to salvation? What do you say Rev, are you faith sort of guy or a works sort of guy?
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Sorry I've been pretty much afk for a while; only just now managing to catch up around here.

(July 6, 2014 at 6:26 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dear Stimbo,
I know you don't like when I go to the Bible for answers but it has the answers to your questions..

It's not so much that I don't like you hiding behind your magic book; more that you think that copypasting chunks out of it constitutes an answer. I have no real issue with your posting this stuff, but now your next step is to establish why you think it's relevant to the point at hand. If we were having a discussion about whether Kirk is a better captain than Picard, would you be satisfied if I simply threw down a random quote from somewhere without explaining why I thought it helped my case?

Kirk is light-years better, by the way.

(July 6, 2014 at 6:26 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 4, 2014 at 8:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: He'd do better to repent to me, CD's avenging angel.

You may have the power to ban me Mr Stimbo, but you are no avenging angel. Angel

As far as this forum is concerned, I am. And my vengeance shall be terrible and swift.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 11, 2014 at 8:54 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Enough Stimbo,
Get in the ark already. Repent and be a great testimony to the people on this forum.

At last, something we can agree upon. Enough of this indeed.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 11, 2014 at 2:43 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: NO! He has a free will! Everyone's Ark ticket has been paid in full, all you have to do is enter in!

Dr Freud, please answer your pager. Dr Freud...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 12, 2014 at 12:01 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Is morality relevant to salvation? What do you say Rev, are you faith sort of guy or a works sort of guy?

I am not saved by works but by faith. Eph 2:8,9
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 13, 2014 at 3:33 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 12, 2014 at 12:01 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Is morality relevant to salvation? What do you say Rev, are you faith sort of guy or a works sort of guy?

I am not saved by works but by faith. Eph 2:8,9

So you don't actually need to be here annoying us heathens, yes?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Is this shithead still blathering on?
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