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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 13, 2014 at 11:16 pm
(July 13, 2014 at 4:02 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: (July 13, 2014 at 3:33 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: I am not saved by works but by faith. Eph 2:8,9
If you're not saved by works then how could you be condemned by bad works (sins) if you have faith? Your faith should save you even if you're the biggest sinner on Earth.
Because my works condemn me (sin), my so called good works do not save me. The thing that saves me is that Jesus paid the penalty for my sins. So I simply received that free offer of His sacrifice.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 13, 2014 at 11:18 pm
(July 13, 2014 at 11:16 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: (July 13, 2014 at 4:02 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: If you're not saved by works then how could you be condemned by bad works (sins) if you have faith? Your faith should save you even if you're the biggest sinner on Earth.
Because my works condemn me (sin), my so called good works do not save me. The thing that saves me is that Jesus paid the penalty for my sins. So I simply received that free offer of His sacrifice.
Tortured for a day, crucified, dead for three days and then Emperor of the Universe.
Hardly a "sacrifice".
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 13, 2014 at 11:18 pm
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(July 13, 2014 at 5:05 pm)MagetheEntertainer Wrote: (June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age. We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse. I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime. Trust me you don't want to be there. Please repent of your sins and place your faith in Christ before it is too late. Enter into Ark before the rains come.
Your Concerned Christian Friend,
Rev777
I'm just gonna warn you, if I get on your ark you might want to give me a room by myself. I'm a very noisy masturbator and things might get too awesome with my room mate.
First get in the ark and the Lord will convict you of that sin later.
(July 13, 2014 at 5:12 pm)Losty Wrote: (July 13, 2014 at 5:05 pm)MagetheEntertainer Wrote: I'm just gonna warn you, if I get on your ark you might want to give me a room by myself. I'm a very noisy masturbator and things might get too awesome with my room mate.
Can I be your roommate?
Accept Jesus and get in the ark!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 13, 2014 at 11:21 pm
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(July 13, 2014 at 11:18 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: (July 13, 2014 at 5:05 pm)MagetheEntertainer Wrote: I'm just gonna warn you, if I get on your ark you might want to give me a room by myself. I'm a very noisy masturbator and things might get too awesome with my room mate.
First get in the ark and the Lord will convict you of that sin later.
(July 13, 2014 at 5:12 pm)Losty Wrote: Can I be your roommate?
Accept Jesus and get in the ark!
"Accept my imaginary friend over everyone elses' imaginary friend!"
And, MagetheEntertainer: Make sure you have your masturbation buddy who can talk to you and stop you when you get the urge . . .
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 13, 2014 at 11:22 pm
(July 12, 2014 at 8:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Sorry I've been pretty much afk for a while; only just now managing to catch up around here.
(July 6, 2014 at 6:26 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dear Stimbo,
I know you don't like when I go to the Bible for answers but it has the answers to your questions..
It's not so much that I don't like you hiding behind your magic book; more that you think that copypasting chunks out of it constitutes an answer. I have no real issue with your posting this stuff, but now your next step is to establish why you think it's relevant to the point at hand. If we were having a discussion about whether Kirk is a better captain than Picard, would you be satisfied if I simply threw down a random quote from somewhere without explaining why I thought it helped my case?
Kirk is light-years better, by the way.
(July 6, 2014 at 6:26 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: You may have the power to ban me Mr Stimbo, but you are no avenging angel. 
As far as this forum is concerned, I am. And my vengeance shall be terrible and swift.
I come to your forum as a sojourner. 
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 13, 2014 at 11:25 pm
(July 13, 2014 at 11:16 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: So I simply received that free offer of His sacrifice.
It's not free. It's an enchainment of the mind and a smothering of human warmth.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 13, 2014 at 11:30 pm
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(July 13, 2014 at 11:18 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: (July 13, 2014 at 5:12 pm)Losty Wrote: Can I be your roommate?
Accept Jesus and get in the ark!
How many people are currently on the ark? Is sex permitted on the ark? Orgies? Listen rev. I've been sexually repressed by religion my whole life bae. I'm insatiable. You want me on the ark? Make me an offer my libido can't refuse.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 13, 2014 at 11:30 pm
(July 13, 2014 at 11:25 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (July 13, 2014 at 11:16 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: So I simply received that free offer of His sacrifice.
It's not free. It's an enchainment of the mind and a smothering of human warmth.
If it was free it would be unconditional and they wouldn't need the threat of hell.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 13, 2014 at 11:35 pm
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 13, 2014 at 11:35 pm
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(July 13, 2014 at 11:18 pm)Beccs Wrote: (July 13, 2014 at 11:16 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Because my works condemn me (sin), my so called good works do not save me. The thing that saves me is that Jesus paid the penalty for my sins. So I simply received that free offer of His sacrifice.
Tortured for a day, crucified, dead for three days and then Emperor of the Universe.
Hardly a "sacrifice".
He didn't have to do that and still would be Emperor of the Universe. As Obama to spend a night in a shelter and see how he responds.
(July 13, 2014 at 11:21 pm)Beccs Wrote: (July 13, 2014 at 11:18 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: First get in the ark and the Lord will convict you of that sin later.
Accept Jesus and get in the ark!
"Accept my imaginary friend over everyone elses' imaginary friend!"
And, MagetheEntertainer: Make sure you have your masturbation buddy who can talk to you and stop you when you get the urge . . .
Some day that so called imaginary friend will appear in the clouds and you will soil your pants if your lucky. Repent and be raptured away instead!
(July 13, 2014 at 11:25 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (July 13, 2014 at 11:16 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: So I simply received that free offer of His sacrifice.
It's not free. It's an enchainment of the mind and a smothering of human warmth.
Wrong. Whom the Son sets free is free indeed.
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