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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!

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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
MagetheEntertainer Offline
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 16, 2014 at 9:59 pm
(July 13, 2014 at 11:18 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 13, 2014 at 5:05 pm)MagetheEntertainer Wrote: I'm just gonna warn you, if I get on your ark you might want to give me a room by myself. I'm a very noisy masturbator and things might get too awesome with my room mate.

First get in the ark and the Lord will convict you of that sin later.
(July 13, 2014 at 5:12 pm)Losty Wrote: Can I be your roommate?

Accept Jesus and get in the ark!

If Jesus gives me a reach around I will accept him as my lord and savior.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 16, 2014 at 10:03 pm
Wait wait, MTE+Losty+Jesus= train wreck?

Let's do it! What do you say MTE?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 16, 2014 at 10:15 pm
(July 16, 2014 at 10:03 pm)Losty Wrote: Wait wait, MTE+Losty+Jesus= train wreck?

Let's do it! What do you say MTE?

I suspect you'd break Jesus.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 16, 2014 at 10:20 pm
(July 16, 2014 at 10:15 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(July 16, 2014 at 10:03 pm)Losty Wrote: Wait wait, MTE+Losty+Jesus= train wreck?

Let's do it! What do you say MTE?

I suspect you'd break Jesus.

Lmao. I wasn't thinking if putting him in the middle. I was kind of hoping Jesus might try to break me a little Wink
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 16, 2014 at 10:22 pm
(July 16, 2014 at 10:20 pm)Losty Wrote:
(July 16, 2014 at 10:15 pm)Beccs Wrote: I suspect you'd break Jesus.

Lmao. I wasn't thinking if putting him in the middle. I was kind of hoping Jesus might try to break me a little Wink

Jesus supposedly spent all his time with 12 guys.

I suspect you're not his type.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 17, 2014 at 12:33 am
(July 16, 2014 at 10:22 pm)Beccs Wrote:


Jesus supposedly spent all his time with 12 guys.

I suspect you're not his type.
Jesus spent a lot of his spare time sponging off of hookers. He liked it when they bought him expensive perfume and waited on him hand and foot.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 17, 2014 at 12:38 am
(July 16, 2014 at 10:22 pm)Beccs Wrote: Jesus supposedly spent all his time with 12 guys.

I suspect you're not his type.

But on the other hand, we know he's good with a whip. Tongue
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 17, 2014 at 12:39 am
Thread has taken a turn for the better. Big Grin
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 17, 2014 at 5:40 am
(July 16, 2014 at 10:03 pm)Losty Wrote: Wait wait, MTE+Losty+Jesus= train wreck?

Let's do it! What do you say MTE?
I bet it'll get annoying pretty quick when someone starts shouting "oh, me! Ohhhh, MEEEEE!"
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 17, 2014 at 5:44 am
ROFLOL
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