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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 17, 2014 at 10:35 am)Jenny A Wrote:
(July 17, 2014 at 10:31 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: In this ark orgy will sheep be provided or should I bring my own? Fancy dress or casual?

Strictly leather. This is the bronze age after all. And there will be only 7 pairs of "clean" sheep. You'll just have to share. Tongue

Ewe .. sloppy seconds?
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(July 17, 2014 at 10:39 am)whateverist Wrote:
(July 17, 2014 at 10:35 am)Jenny A Wrote: Strictly leather. This is the bronze age after all. And there will be only 7 pairs of "clean" sheep. You'll just have to share. Tongue

Ewe .. sloppy seconds?

You've been very baaaaa-d, you sinner.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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(July 17, 2014 at 10:39 am)whateverist Wrote:
(July 17, 2014 at 10:35 am)Jenny A Wrote: Strictly leather. This is the bronze age after all. And there will be only 7 pairs of "clean" sheep. You'll just have to share. Tongue

Ewe .. sloppy seconds?

Oh, this is going in the Hall of Mirth. You punny bastard.
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Like the Hound said .. I'm a very baaad man.
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(July 16, 2014 at 9:56 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote:
(July 15, 2014 at 10:47 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: If God didn't grant you the gift you have then you wouldn't be able to do what you do.

You are a fucking asshole to belittle anyone's hard earned skills this way.

I feel that this is an important point. I'm a structural engineering student. I work researching new methods of testing and construction. To gain the knowledge necessary to do this I spend years studying, many days for 8-12 hours a day outside of classes. On project weeks I'll wake up, grab breakfast in the library, and then stay in the reference section until I go home, then sit with a textbook and engineering paper on my lap. This isn't a gift I was given. Your doctors, lawyers, weren't GIVEN anything. They send themselves into nervous tired messes in order to gain these skills.

I am of the opinion that anyone can become anything given the urge to put in the effort (with exceptions for surgeons and such, genetic hand tremors stop some). This isn't a matter of god giving a gift to a select few. This is a few deciding to put in work and expand knowledge and skill.
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(July 17, 2014 at 11:51 am)Natachan Wrote: I feel that this is an important point. I'm a structural engineering student. I work researching new methods of testing and construction. To gain the knowledge necessary to do this I spend years studying, many days for 8-12 hours a day outside of classes. On project weeks I'll wake up, grab breakfast in the library, and then stay in the reference section until I go home, then sit with a textbook and engineering paper on my lap. This isn't a gift I was given. Your doctors, lawyers, weren't GIVEN anything. They send themselves into nervous tired messes in order to gain these skills.

I am of the opinion that anyone can become anything given the urge to put in the effort (with exceptions for surgeons and such, genetic hand tremors stop some). This isn't a matter of god giving a gift to a select few. This is a few deciding to put in work and expand knowledge and skill.

One also wonders if god draws the line anywhere, or if everything we do of any use is part of his "gifts." Is my erotica, my first taste of publishing success, also a gift from god, or can I really attribute the hours I spent up late writing and editing for that? Does god gift porn stars their success? What about serial killers?

Or is it just a certain set of pre-approved successes that god gets to steal the credit for? Am I working in one of the few fields where greedy christians won't rob me of my work to glorify their imaginary friend? Thinking
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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 17, 2014 at 12:11 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Is my erotica, my first taste of publishing succes, also a gift from god, or can I really attribute the hours I spent up late writing and editing for that?

You probably didn't get it from Jahweh :)
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Ah come on guys, no animals allowed in my orgy. It's my orgy, I said it first. I get to make zeh rules.
*Losty pouts* Dodgy
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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(July 17, 2014 at 12:31 pm)Losty Wrote: Ah come on guys, no animals allowed in my orgy. It's my orgy, I said it first. I get to make zeh rules.
*Losty pouts* Dodgy

Hey now, don't knock it until you try it!

I'm an animal. A Man-imal even. Does that count?
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(July 17, 2014 at 12:34 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(July 17, 2014 at 12:31 pm)Losty Wrote: Ah come on guys, no animals allowed in my orgy. It's my orgy, I said it first. I get to make zeh rules.
*Losty pouts* Dodgy

Hey now, don't knock it until you try it!

I'm an animal. A Man-imal even. Does that count?

You can join then, but no sheep -_-
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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