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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 12:17 am
(July 26, 2014 at 10:07 pm)Chuck Wrote: (July 26, 2014 at 10:04 pm)PaulMaul Wrote: I'm still wondering what Noah fed to the carnivores.
Bananas. He was made of them.
Not sure if the animals were even carnivores at the time seeing that in the kingdom to come that animals will be herbivores. Isa_11:7 The cow and the bear shall graze; their young shall lie down together; and the lion shall eat straw like the ox.
Isa_65:25 The wolf and the lamb shall graze together; the lion shall eat straw like the ox, and dust shall be the serpent's food. They shall not hurt or destroy in all my holy mountain," says the LORD.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 12:20 am
(July 27, 2014 at 12:12 am)Revelation777 Wrote: (July 26, 2014 at 12:17 am)ignoramus Wrote: All the animals didn't need to poo! They were in a trance! Didn't you watch the movie.
I assume the remaining humans just did a dump anywhere and used a nearby furry animal to wipe up.
Noah and his family may of defecated in a bucket and threw it out the window. But these details are not mentioned in Scripture. The important thing was they were safe in the ark from judgement.
The important thing is they didn't exist and there was no flood. Therefore there was no judgement, and the god who was erroneously said to have judged just as certainly didn't exist either, or else ought to have corrected the error in the story of his deeds by now.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 12:22 am
(July 26, 2014 at 10:07 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (July 26, 2014 at 10:04 pm)PaulMaul Wrote: I'm still wondering what Noah fed to the carnivores.
All the dinosaurs and unicorns.
Actually, all the animals were magicked into being vegetarian - right, Rev?
No, just not yet. Perhaps God allowed animals to be carnivores after the flood account based on his command to Noah. Gen 9:1 And God blessed Noah and his sons and said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth.
Gen 9:2 The fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth and upon every bird of the heavens, upon everything that creeps on the ground and all the fish of the sea. Into your hand they are delivered.
Gen 9:3 Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you. And as I gave you the green plants, I give you everything.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 12:23 am
(July 27, 2014 at 12:17 am)Revelation777 Wrote: (July 26, 2014 at 10:07 pm)Chuck Wrote: Bananas. He was made of them.
Not sure if the animals were even carnivores at the time seeing that in the kingdom to come that animals will be herbivores. Isa_11:7 The cow and the bear shall graze; their young shall lie down together; and the lion shall eat straw like the ox.
Isa_65:25 The wolf and the lamb shall graze together; the lion shall eat straw like the ox, and dust shall be the serpent's food. They shall not hurt or destroy in all my holy mountain," says the LORD.
If you believe that doggerel merely because it was said to have been said by a "LORD", then even if lions really become herbivores they can still eat your brains without transgressing any part of their new dietary restrictions.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 12:23 am
(July 26, 2014 at 10:04 pm)PaulMaul Wrote: I'm still wondering what Noah fed to the carnivores.
maybe hotpockets?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 12:25 am
(July 27, 2014 at 12:23 am)Revelation777 Wrote: (July 26, 2014 at 10:04 pm)PaulMaul Wrote: I'm still wondering what Noah fed to the carnivores.
maybe hotpockets?
I like lean pockets. We don't want fat lions.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 12:26 am
(July 27, 2014 at 12:20 am)Chuck Wrote: (July 27, 2014 at 12:12 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Noah and his family may of defecated in a bucket and threw it out the window. But these details are not mentioned in Scripture. The important thing was they were safe in the ark from judgement.
The important thing is they didn't exist and there was no flood. Therefore there was no judgement, and the god who was erroneously said to have judged just as certainly didn't exist either, or else ought to have corrected the error in the story of his deeds by now.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 12:30 am
(July 27, 2014 at 12:26 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Denial is not just a river in Egypt!
Then show us some evidence, Rev. Not a bunch of bullshit from AIG and not a quote from a book of myths but actual evidence from reliable, respected sources that show there was a world wide flood. Real, testable, verifiable evidence. If your gawd is so fucking powerful that it can destroy an entire planet this should be trivial for you.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 12:30 am
(July 23, 2014 at 12:51 am)Rhythm Wrote: (July 23, 2014 at 12:27 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Remember, Noah got the inside scoop about the coming invasion. -and then built an impossible barge.......
Quote: When the war was over his great grandson Nimrod ended up as the boss man in Babylon (Babel) and he built at least four cities in Assyria itself, including its future capital. That's the city Jonah had to report to.
LOL, "Noah" is fiction buddy, as are his "sons" - as is "Nimrod". You've swallowed entirely too much biblical horseshit man.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 12:31 am
Rev when is the next bible study? I want to mark my calendar.
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