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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
I was kind of hoping I'd get to do Losty on a deck chair while the rev mumbles prayers in the background, perhaps sneaking in a wank of his own from time to time.
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(July 27, 2014 at 9:58 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(July 27, 2014 at 12:01 am)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Now that Rev's back, do we have to quit the orgy on the top deck?!?

Fuck, no.

Yay Big Grin

(July 27, 2014 at 10:13 am)whateverist Wrote: I was kind of hoping I'd get to do Losty on a deck chair while the rev mumbles prayers in the background, perhaps sneaking in a wank of his own from time to time.

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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Which one are you, the one at the bottom, on top, or what? What's the actual logistics you're proposing here?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(July 27, 2014 at 12:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Which one are you, the one at the bottom, on top, or what? What's the actual logistics you're proposing here?

Really does sound like a conversation more profitably had in Area 69. Tongue
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Now you're talking.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(July 27, 2014 at 12:40 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(July 27, 2014 at 12:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Which one are you, the one at the bottom, on top, or what? What's the actual logistics you're proposing here?

Really does sound like a conversation more profitably had in Area 69. Tongue

Yeah, but Rev's not in A69 and it's so much fun putting this all out where he can see it. Especially when it's his ark we've commandeered. Devil

And,

Whateverist, wait your turn! Angel
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Just saying Angel
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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(July 27, 2014 at 2:32 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Yeah, but Rev's not in A69 and it's so much fun putting this all out where he can see it. Especially when it's his ark we've commandeered. Devil

We're like a bunch of horny pirates. Tongue

So, we're running a train on Losty, then? Devil
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Going in two by two.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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I love this place. I have never felt so at home. I'm so glad rev invited me to his ark. Big Grin
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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