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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 27, 2014 at 12:40 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(July 27, 2014 at 12:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Which one are you, the one at the bottom, on top, or what? What's the actual logistics you're proposing here?

Really does sound like a conversation more profitably had in Area 69. Tongue

True but then that is why it feels naughtier out in the open, in front of god and everyone, on the main deck of the ark.

(July 27, 2014 at 2:32 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Whateverist, wait your turn! Angel

Argh! Sloppy seconds again? Ah well, that should make the two by two go more smoothly I suppose.
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The look on Rev's face when he returns to see the orgy has not only not stopped, but grown larger and wilder:
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Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 27, 2014 at 2:32 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote:
(July 27, 2014 at 12:40 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Really does sound like a conversation more profitably had in Area 69. Tongue

Yeah, but Rev's not in A69 and it's so much fun putting this all out where he can see it. Especially when it's his ark we've commandeered. Devil

And,

Whateverist, wait your turn! Angel

As the temple was purged, I will purge this ark if such things took place on it.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 27, 2014 at 6:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 27, 2014 at 2:32 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Yeah, but Rev's not in A69 and it's so much fun putting this all out where he can see it. Especially when it's his ark we've commandeered. Devil

And,

Whateverist, wait your turn! Angel

As the temple was purged, I will purge this ark if such things took place on it.

Go ahead and try. It's a free ark, buddy! Wink Shades
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 27, 2014 at 6:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: As the temple was purged, I will purge this ark if such things took place on it.
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YOU...

ARE...

FUCKING...

CLUELESS!!!!!!!!!!


You have not understood the protocol. You'll be banned again in no time. Grow up [Image: impatient1.gif]
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 27, 2014 at 6:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: As the temple was purged, I will purge this ark if such things took place on it.

So, not at all then?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 27, 2014 at 7:04 pm)ShaMan Wrote:
(July 27, 2014 at 6:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: As the temple was purged, I will purge this ark if such things took place on it.
[Image: ang6g.jpg]
YOU...

ARE...

FUCKING...

CLUELESS!!!!!!!!!!


You have not understood the protocol. You'll be banned again in no time. Grow up [Image: impatient1.gif]

And now he must pay the troll under the bridge. Tongue

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Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 27, 2014 at 6:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 27, 2014 at 2:32 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Yeah, but Rev's not in A69 and it's so much fun putting this all out where he can see it. Especially when it's his ark we've commandeered. Devil

And,

Whateverist, wait your turn! Angel

As the temple was purged, I will purge this ark if such things took place on it.

Rev baby, you realize that we just had a cyber orgy on a hypothetical cyber ark? You dropped a crayon, my love.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 27, 2014 at 6:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: As the temple was purged, I will purge this ark if such things took place on it.

Why don't you be a dear and do something useful. Grab a mop and clean up some of the "spill" so we don't have to slow down the action.

MmmmKay?!? Big Grin
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(July 27, 2014 at 7:21 pm)Losty Wrote:
(July 27, 2014 at 6:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: As the temple was purged, I will purge this ark if such things took place on it.

Rev baby, you realize that we just had a cyber orgy on a hypothetical cyber ark? You dropped a crayon, my love.

It was hypothetically steamy. I'm sure you'd hypothetically like to know what hypothetically happened hypothetically. And I'm also sure you're hypothetically curious (hypothetically) about what Losty hypothetically did and whom she hypothetically did hypothetical things with, hypothetically. Well, hypothetically keep that hypothetically in your hypothetical dreams bucko. Hypothetically. Tongue
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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