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Why I'm not proud to be an American

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Why I'm not proud to be an American
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RE: Why I'm not proud to be an American
July 4, 2014 at 6:59 pm (This post was last modified: July 4, 2014 at 6:59 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
On the plus side, people who enjoy masturbation tend to be very good at keeping their hands to themselves...

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RE: Why I'm not proud to be an American
July 4, 2014 at 7:15 pm
I'm all for "Saving Ryan's privates"
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RE: Why I'm not proud to be an American
July 4, 2014 at 7:43 pm
You think we could start a group that encouraged people to masturbate as much as possible?
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RE: Why I'm not proud to be an American
July 4, 2014 at 7:45 pm (This post was last modified: July 4, 2014 at 7:45 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(July 4, 2014 at 7:43 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: You think we could start a group that encouraged people to masturbate as much as possible?

I think there already is such a group. They call themselves H. sapiens sapiens.

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RE: Why I'm not proud to be an American
July 4, 2014 at 8:08 pm (This post was last modified: July 4, 2014 at 8:10 pm by Dystopia.)
Are you fucking kidding me?
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RE: Why I'm not proud to be an American
July 5, 2014 at 3:50 am
Nah, just masturbating you.
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RE: Why I'm not proud to be an American
July 5, 2014 at 9:12 am
Or, jerking him around.
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RE: Why I'm not proud to be an American
July 5, 2014 at 12:20 pm
Hehe Heart
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RE: Why I'm not proud to be an American
July 5, 2014 at 12:34 pm
Wait a minute....

Don't dolphins masturbate? o_O
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RE: Why I'm not proud to be an American
July 5, 2014 at 12:43 pm
Yeppers
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