do you remember that guy who said the rapture was coming?
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do you remember that guy who said the rapture was coming?
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do you remember that guy who said the rapture was coming?
![[Image: 5743916167_a2bedda669_o.jpg]](https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2451/5743916167_a2bedda669_o.jpg) man.. them was fun times... good old Harold Camping.. he was a good source of lolz....
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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Oh.. well it was really funny...
Yeah I do often wonder what they have to say for themselves when the day of reckoning never comes. Guess they just say they got their dates mixed up.
They are like an inept GPS system.....always "re-calculating."
lolz thats funny
Can't remember if it's true or just a joke, but seems like one denominations prediction of the end of the world they decided was in fact correct, and everything that seemed to happen afterwards was an illusion brought about by SATAN !!
Lemonvariable72
Copenhagen School  Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher. (July 12, 2014 at 12:43 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Can't remember if it's true or just a joke, but seems like one denominations prediction of the end of the world they decided was in fact correct, and everything that seemed to happen afterwards was an illusion brought about by SATAN !! Fucking Jehovah witnesses.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. ![[Image: CHpBNer.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2FCHpBNer.jpg)
(July 12, 2014 at 1:47 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:(July 12, 2014 at 12:43 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Can't remember if it's true or just a joke, but seems like one denominations prediction of the end of the world they decided was in fact correct, and everything that seemed to happen afterwards was an illusion brought about by SATAN !! Thanx! Hell to get old and have imperfect recall about stuff. I've heard the JWs referred to as Jehovah's Witlesses too, and the end of the world crap would seem to justify it. Giving Satan that much credence in our modern world is astonishing, BTW, giving him that much credit is akin to worshipping him. |
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do you remember that guy who said the rapture was coming?
