I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
(January 26, 2016 at 2:39 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. I bought a new parrot. He was hungry. So I fed him polyfilla. Now he's an ex-parrot! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
How does a 300 pound parrot ask for cracker?
Polly wants a cracker, NOW!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
What was born to succeed?
A budgie with a blunt beak. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I have some powdered water but I don't know what to add.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
Did you hear about the robbery in this lady's backyard? Two clothes pins held up a shirt.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. (January 27, 2016 at 7:14 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: I have some powdered water but I don't know what to add. Reminds me of the time I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(January 30, 2016 at 2:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(January 27, 2016 at 7:14 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: I have some powdered water but I don't know what to add. That must have been down the aisle from the smoke detector that read "For best results, hold directly over flame."
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. (January 25, 2016 at 4:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(January 24, 2016 at 10:51 am)Brian37 Wrote: Yea, that really isn't something you can fuck up on. Not like a Bugs Bunny or Roadrunner cartoon. SPLAT will put a big damper on your day. Ouch. D: (January 31, 2016 at 4:10 am)Losty Wrote:(January 25, 2016 at 4:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Actually I have a friend who survived a skydiving mishap. His parachute failed to deploy properly. He broke his back. You know, they say you don't need a parachute if you're only going to jump once.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. |
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