Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 15, 2024, 10:37 pm
Thread Rating:
joke time
|
RE: joke time
April 16, 2016 at 10:52 am
(This post was last modified: April 16, 2016 at 10:54 am by FebruaryOfReason.)
I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty.
Zombie outbreak scam on little sister.
They ended up on Ellen. Watch.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (April 17, 2016 at 7:14 am)ignoramus Wrote: Zombie outbreak scam on little sister. I saw that in the news, I don't know. She didn't seem that scared to me, and her comment about going to the box store saying it would be a "bloodbath" didn't make it seem she was terrified. I really didn't think she was shitting her pants as much as people would like to believe. And the questions the brothers asked seemed really stupid. It would not surprise me if she was in on it too, no not the dentist part, but was playing along after the fact.
How do you play 'safe chess'?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Little known fact, Netflix has a porn version called "Nutflix"
(April 15, 2016 at 2:02 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(April 15, 2016 at 1:22 pm)Evie Wrote: I wish someone would teach me how to think up funny jokes So you're saying I'm too intelligent to be funny? Like a backhanded compliment lol! Thanks!
My ex would often punch me in the face while having an orgasm.
I didn't mind too much at the time. Now I find out she faked all her orgasms.
I get to one of those automatic doors and I have to wave my hand impatiently at the sensor.
That way everyone knows I am too important to wait for electricity. |
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
Possibly Related Threads... | |||||
Thread | Author | Replies | Views | Last Post | |
No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity! | Jehanne | 10 | 2750 |
April 23, 2021 at 9:54 pm Last Post: arewethereyet |
|
A sacred joke. | Mystic | 15 | 3310 |
January 20, 2018 at 10:00 pm Last Post: Cyberman |
|
Big Bang Theory Neil Tyson joke | Brian37 | 1 | 1607 |
May 18, 2016 at 8:07 pm Last Post: vorlon13 |
|
There Has To Be A Joke Here, Somewhere! | Minimalist | 3 | 2539 |
October 1, 2014 at 10:57 pm Last Post: Zidneya |
|
Joke | Minimalist | 59 | 18802 |
June 27, 2014 at 12:25 am Last Post: Ravenshire |
|
A little joke | Sup | 11 | 4743 |
April 10, 2014 at 7:33 pm Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4 |
|
Evolution (is a) joke | JesusLover1 | 12 | 9434 |
March 2, 2014 at 6:24 pm Last Post: Minimalist |
|
Preacher joke 02 | Drich | 2 | 1993 |
February 12, 2014 at 7:15 am Last Post: NoraBrimstone |
|
Preacher joke 01 | Drich | 8 | 4845 |
January 20, 2014 at 12:31 am Last Post: Drich |
|
Make Up An Atheist Joke | freedomfromforum | 5 | 3050 |
October 6, 2013 at 12:30 am Last Post: Angrboda |
Users browsing this thread: 96 Guest(s)