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Edwardo Piet Away
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#1381
RE: joke time
September 22, 2016 at 5:46 am
I reckon fifteen.
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#1382
RE: joke time
September 22, 2016 at 8:36 am
(September 22, 2016 at 5:46 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: I reckon fifteen.

...out of..?
Sum ergo sum
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#1383
RE: joke time
September 22, 2016 at 9:04 am
Here's a religious one for you: 

Q. How come Jesus was a fucked carpenter?

A. Because he couldn't pull out 3 nails to save his life.
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#1384
RE: joke time
September 23, 2016 at 5:36 pm
I saw an interesting bumper sticker today which gave me a chuckle.

Quote:Want to meet God?  Keep texting while you're driving
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#1385
RE: joke time
September 24, 2016 at 3:00 am
Always loved this one. Hehe

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#1386
RE: joke time
September 24, 2016 at 4:22 am
Once upon a time, there were two Chinese people.




Boru
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#1387
RE: joke time
September 24, 2016 at 6:15 am
Outdated but still potent:

Knock , knock!

Who's there?

Little Boy Blue.

Little Boy Blue who?

Michael Jackson
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#1388
RE: joke time
September 24, 2016 at 6:34 am (This post was last modified: September 24, 2016 at 6:35 am by Joods.)
Why did the chicken cross the road?




Why did the pervert cross the road?


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#1389
RE: joke time
September 24, 2016 at 8:57 am
I was thinking about starting my own radio station and play nothing but static.
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Edwardo Piet Away
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#1390
RE: joke time
September 24, 2016 at 9:52 am
(September 22, 2016 at 8:36 am)Ben Davis Wrote:
(September 22, 2016 at 5:46 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: I reckon fifteen.

...out of..?

Just quoting the game Simon the Sorcerer 2.
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