Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 15, 2024, 10:31 am

Thread Rating:
  • 1 Vote(s) - 5 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
joke time
RE: joke time
I reckon fifteen.
Reply
RE: joke time
(September 22, 2016 at 5:46 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: I reckon fifteen.

...out of..?
Sum ergo sum
Reply
RE: joke time
Here's a religious one for you: 

Q. How come Jesus was a fucked carpenter?

A. Because he couldn't pull out 3 nails to save his life.
Reply
RE: joke time
I saw an interesting bumper sticker today which gave me a chuckle.

Quote:Want to meet God?  Keep texting while you're driving
Reply
RE: joke time
Always loved this one. Hehe

[Image: giphy.gif]
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
Reply
RE: joke time
Once upon a time, there were two Chinese people.




Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Reply
RE: joke time
Outdated but still potent:

Knock , knock!

Who's there?

Little Boy Blue.

Little Boy Blue who?

Michael Jackson
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






Reply
RE: joke time
Why did the chicken cross the road?




Why did the pervert cross the road?


Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
Reply
RE: joke time
I was thinking about starting my own radio station and play nothing but static.
Reply
RE: joke time
(September 22, 2016 at 8:36 am)Ben Davis Wrote:
(September 22, 2016 at 5:46 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: I reckon fifteen.

...out of..?

Just quoting the game Simon the Sorcerer 2.
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  No joke -- I have decided to convert to Christianity! Jehanne 10 2748 April 23, 2021 at 9:54 pm
Last Post: arewethereyet
  A sacred joke. Mystic 15 3310 January 20, 2018 at 10:00 pm
Last Post: Cyberman
  Big Bang Theory Neil Tyson joke Brian37 1 1607 May 18, 2016 at 8:07 pm
Last Post: vorlon13
  There Has To Be A Joke Here, Somewhere! Minimalist 3 2539 October 1, 2014 at 10:57 pm
Last Post: Zidneya
  Joke Minimalist 59 18797 June 27, 2014 at 12:25 am
Last Post: Ravenshire
  A little joke Sup 11 4743 April 10, 2014 at 7:33 pm
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Evolution (is a) joke JesusLover1 12 9434 March 2, 2014 at 6:24 pm
Last Post: Minimalist
  Preacher joke 02 Drich 2 1993 February 12, 2014 at 7:15 am
Last Post: NoraBrimstone
  Preacher joke 01 Drich 8 4844 January 20, 2014 at 12:31 am
Last Post: Drich
  Make Up An Atheist Joke freedomfromforum 5 3050 October 6, 2013 at 12:30 am
Last Post: Angrboda



Users browsing this thread: 80 Guest(s)