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joke time
RE: joke time
There once was a man named Keith
Who liked to be fondled beneath
After much fuss he decided
He'd like it better provded
The girl used her lips not her teeth

Isaac Asimov
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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Hey, you've got his limerick books too?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
(June 16, 2017 at 8:02 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Hey, you've got his limerick books too?

"Asimov Laughs Again." It has all kinds of jokes, including limericks.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: joke time
There once was a man
Named Brian
If he said he hated ABBA
You know he would be lying.

HA I MADE A FUNNY!
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RE: joke time
(June 17, 2017 at 7:49 am)Brian37 Wrote: There once was a man
Named Brian
If he said he hated ABBA
You know he would be lying.

HA I MADE A FUNNY!
when his team gets to scorin'
And the crowd gets to roarin'
We can't lose, not even when tryin'

HA Cyberman, I like working with your stuffBig Grin
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: joke time
There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(June 17, 2017 at 11:01 am)Cyberman Wrote: There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two.
Along came a dame
Rhondazvous is her name
She knew how to take the poem through
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: joke time
(June 17, 2017 at 11:01 am)Cyberman Wrote: There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

That's the only 2 line limerick I know, besides

There was a young man named Fürster
Fucked his girl 'til he burst her
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: joke time
A lecherous fellow called Skinner
Took his new ladyfriend home for dinner.
They sat down to dine
At a quarter to nine
By half past nine it was inner.

(Not Skinner; the dinner.
Skinner was inner before dinner.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
And the follow-on-

There was a young fellow named Tupper
Who took a young lady to supper.
At a quarter to nine
They sat down to dine,
And at twenty to ten it was up her.
Not the supper -- not Tupper --
It was some son-of-a-bitch named Skinner!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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