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Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic." 
Father: "Why?" 
Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'" 
Father: "But that's right!" 
Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'" 
Father: "What's the fucking difference?" 
Boy: "That's exactly what I said!"

Bill Gates is judged for bigamy.
 He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy,
 it means multitasking.

"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me." 
“I may be on the side of the angels but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."
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A young man comes home and says "Hey Dad! I got a B in spelling!"

Dad says "That's a D, Dumbass!"
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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What's black and white and red all over?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Evil is to live backwards.
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(December 6, 2017 at 11:59 pm)Haipule Wrote: Evil is to live backwards.

Edam is made backwards.

God is dog backwards.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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A disgruntled porn star set out to get even with his former company, and started bombing filming sites.

The media dubbed him,, "The Uniboner".

He was finally caught, and the FBI upon capture said it was a "hard case".
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[Dun it agen!]

Quoting Brian37

A disgruntled porn star set out to get even with his former company, and started bombing filming sites.

The media dubbed him,, "The Uniboner".

He was finally caught, and the FBI upon capture said it was a "hard case".
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Did the identification evidence stand up to scrutiny in court?
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Yes. He went to jail.
They had him on camera entering through the back door.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(December 7, 2017 at 1:59 pm)purplepurpose Wrote:

Mormon missionaries, my favorite food! It's funny how they are not taught their history especially how sexist it started! The younger ones know little of the teachings of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young. Or, even the teaching of 30yrs ago. And, they do not know that the "Book of Mormon" is actually a plagiarized fictional novel.

I love South Parks Mormon episode. It's hilarious! "dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!"
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