joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I'll just pluck one out of the air Rhonda.
Are you just stringing us along?

Try not to fret about it.  Water over the bridge.

Boru

[Fireball]

I've heard this tune before.

[ignoramus]

AKA: theists also welcome!

hehe

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

When you feel yourself getting angry and possibly losing control, take a deep, deep breath and count to 10.

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Throw a punch at 8.  Nobody expects that.

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Boru

[The Valkyrie]

When you feel yourself getting angry and possibly losing control, take a deep, deep breath and count to 10.

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Throw a punch at 8.  Nobody expects that.

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Boru

This I like!

[ignoramus]

Someone's test answer.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I've invented a new dish which consists of curry poured over chips. I call it 'curry on my wayward spuds.'

And yes - there will be peas when you are done. 

Boru

[Little lunch]

I told my sister not to eat at least a half hour before swimming.
She said she'd heard that before and wanted to know why that is.
I said, 'it's because you're too fat.'

My girlfriend often smokes after sex so we've decided to use lubricant from now on.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I told my sister not to eat at least a half hour before swimming.
She said she'd heard that before and wanted to know why that is.
I said, 'it's because you're too fat.'

My girlfriend often smokes after sex so we've decided to use lubricant from now on.

Similar:

'Do you smoke after sex?'

'I don't know. I never looked. '

Boru

[Little lunch]

That was the original but Jimmy Carr took it, polished it up and pretended it was new.