(March 30, 2018 at 6:58 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I'll just pluck one out of the air Rhonda.
Are you just stringing us along?

Try not to fret about it.  Water over the bridge.

Boru

I've heard this tune before.

AKA: theists also welcome!

hehe

When you feel yourself getting angry and possibly losing control, take a deep, deep breath and count to 10.



Boru

(April 2, 2018 at 6:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When you feel yourself getting angry and possibly losing control, take a deep, deep breath and count to 10.

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Throw a punch at 8.  Nobody expects that.

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Boru

This I like!

Someone's test answer.

I've invented a new dish which consists of curry poured over chips. I call it 'curry on my wayward spuds.'

And yes - there will be peas when you are done. 

Boru

I told my sister not to eat at least a half hour before swimming.
She said she'd heard that before and wanted to know why that is.
I said, 'it's because you're too fat.'

My girlfriend often smokes after sex so we've decided to use lubricant from now on.

(April 3, 2018 at 9:01 am)Little lunch Wrote: I told my sister not to eat at least a half hour before swimming.
She said she'd heard that before and wanted to know why that is.
I said, 'it's because you're too fat.'

My girlfriend often smokes after sex so we've decided to use lubricant from now on.

Similar:

'Do you smoke after sex?'

'I don't know. I never looked. '

Boru

That was the original but Jimmy Carr took it, polished it up and pretended it was new.