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^^^ Nice one Iggy, I had a slightly lower kudos expectation for that joke Smile
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Don't stress. I have very low standards as well!

ROFLOL
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<stuffs monocle onto left eye, harrumphs>, "I'll have you know that that is technically called a 'queef'".
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(December 1, 2018 at 4:09 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina.

A fridge never farts when you take your meat out.

And a washing machine doesn't follow you round for three weeks after you dump a load in it.




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(December 1, 2018 at 9:45 pm)Little lunch Wrote:
(December 1, 2018 at 4:09 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina.

A fridge never farts when you take your meat out.

And a washing machine doesn't follow you round for three weeks after you dump a load in it.

I don't think we'll get away with this.... Just sayin lol.
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(December 1, 2018 at 9:45 pm)Little lunch Wrote:
(December 1, 2018 at 4:09 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina.

A fridge never farts when you take your meat out.

And a washing machine doesn't follow you round for three weeks after you dump a load in it.

Agree. That's why if it's a small load, I do it by hand...
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Just found out the inventor of Strepsils™ passed away last week.

There was no coffin at his funeral.
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When I have a cough, I get relief by sucking on a fisherman’s friend.

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'Facebook is a lot like prison. You waste a lot of time, you write things on a wall, and you get poked by strangers,' - Will Ferrell

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