^^^ Nice one Iggy, I had a slightly lower kudos expectation for that joke
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Don't stress. I have very low standards as well!
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Know God, Know fear.
<stuffs monocle onto left eye, harrumphs>, "I'll have you know that that is technically called a 'queef'".
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(December 1, 2018 at 4:09 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina. And a washing machine doesn't follow you round for three weeks after you dump a load in it. (December 1, 2018 at 9:45 pm)Little lunch Wrote:(December 1, 2018 at 4:09 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina. I don't think we'll get away with this.... Just sayin lol. (December 1, 2018 at 9:45 pm)Little lunch Wrote:(December 1, 2018 at 4:09 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina. Agree. That's why if it's a small load, I do it by hand...
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Know God, Know fear.
Just found out the inventor of Strepsils™ passed away last week.
There was no coffin at his funeral.
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Know God, Know fear.
When I have a cough, I get relief by sucking on a fisherman’s friend.
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: joke time
December 5, 2018 at 5:55 am
(This post was last modified: December 5, 2018 at 5:57 am by ignoramus.)
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“I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.” Matt Kirshen (2011)
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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