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joke time
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(January 28, 2019 at 5:16 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 28, 2019 at 3:52 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Well, I guess this means I will never meet the members of ABBA.

Some people have all the luck.

Boru

I hate flying, but I am damned near tempted to go to Sweden just to see the ABBA Museum and post a picture of me there just to piss you off. Fortunately for you I am a fucking wimp.
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When I said 'people', I was referring to ABBA, not you.  But if you do meet them or go to the museum, or buy a lorry-load of souvenirs at ABBA-Con 2019, I can guarantee that it won't piss me off.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I metaphor sex, but she had other ideas....
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender predictably asks "Why the long face?", to which the horse replies "My alcoholism is destroying my family."
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Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(January 30, 2019 at 9:31 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

Boru

How do you know someone is using Hyperbole? Cops don't have the same roadside tests like they do for alcohol. Sure they can smell it on you, but still.
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Pete and Re-Pe-Eat were two pharaohs.
Pete went home. Who remains?

Pete and Re-Pe-Eat were two pharaohs.
Pete went home. Who remains?

Pete and Re-Pe-Eat were two pharaohs.
Pete went home. Who remains?

Pete and Re-Pe-Eat were two pharaohs.
Pete went home. Who remains?
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ha ........................................................................................................................................................................................................ ha
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Mick and Paddy were unemployed.

As they did every Friday they went down to the unemployment office to see if there were any jobs going.

Mick points to a poster on the wall, drawing Paddy's attention to it. The poster reads, "Tree fellers wanted. Excellent pay."

Mick says to Paddy, "I wouldn't trust a job that won't tell us what it involves."

Paddy replies, "They wouldn't take us anyway. Sure, there's only two of us, anyway!"

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Meanwhile, Rangi and Hemi, two Maori fellas are at the Post Office, also looking for jobs.

On a poster Rangi reads, "Two caucasian men wanted for armed robbery, murder, drug offences."

"Typical!" Rangi says to his mate, "Fucking white guys get all the best jobs!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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