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joke time
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When I said 'people', I was referring to ABBA, not you. But if you do meet them or go to the museum, or buy a lorry-load of souvenirs at ABBA-Con 2019, I can guarantee that it won't piss me off.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I metaphor sex, but she had other ideas....
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender predictably asks "Why the long face?", to which the horse replies "My alcoholism is destroying my family."
Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
  RE: joke time
February 1, 2019 at 3:13 am
(This post was last modified: February 1, 2019 at 3:13 am by WinterHold.)
Pete and Re-Pe-Eat were two pharaohs.
Pete went home. Who remains? Pete and Re-Pe-Eat were two pharaohs. Pete went home. Who remains? Pete and Re-Pe-Eat were two pharaohs. Pete went home. Who remains? Pete and Re-Pe-Eat were two pharaohs. Pete went home. Who remains? RE: joke time
February 1, 2019 at 7:10 am
(This post was last modified: February 1, 2019 at 7:10 am by WinterHold.)
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 RE: joke time
February 6, 2019 at 7:04 am
(This post was last modified: February 6, 2019 at 2:03 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Mick and Paddy were unemployed.
As they did every Friday they went down to the unemployment office to see if there were any jobs going. Mick points to a poster on the wall, drawing Paddy's attention to it. The poster reads, "Tree fellers wanted. Excellent pay." Mick says to Paddy, "I wouldn't trust a job that won't tell us what it involves." Paddy replies, "They wouldn't take us anyway. Sure, there's only two of us, anyway!" ======================================== Meanwhile, Rangi and Hemi, two Maori fellas are at the Post Office, also looking for jobs. On a poster Rangi reads, "Two caucasian men wanted for armed robbery, murder, drug offences." "Typical!" Rangi says to his mate, "Fucking white guys get all the best jobs!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
How may Spartans did it take to light an oil lamp?
3500. One to force one of the perioikoi to light it, and 3499 to make sure the helots didn't revolt. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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