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RE: joke time
March 13, 2019 at 6:09 pm
I have heard it said that is there is music in hell, it will be from bagpipes.

The Scottish response; Yes, IRISH bagpipes .. ......I've heard Irish bagpipes. The Scots have a point
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RE: joke time
March 14, 2019 at 7:08 am
(March 13, 2019 at 6:09 pm)fredd bear Wrote: I have heard it said that is there is music in hell, it will be from bagpipes.

The Scottish response;    Yes, IRISH bagpipes .. ......I've heard Irish bagpipes. The Scots have a point

The Irish invented Highland pipes a thousand years ago, sent them to Scotland, and the Scots STILL haven't gotten the joke.

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#3063
RE: joke time
March 14, 2019 at 3:51 pm
(March 13, 2019 at 1:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'm thinking of moving to Switzerland.  Not ideal weather, but the flag is a big plus.

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I am not a fan of Swiss politics, it is always cheesy and full of holes.
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#3064
RE: joke time
March 20, 2019 at 1:56 pm
If life hands you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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#3065
RE: joke time
March 21, 2019 at 3:17 am
(March 20, 2019 at 1:56 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If life hands you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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If you're dyslexic be careful not to sell your soul to Santa.

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RE: joke time
March 21, 2019 at 6:05 am (This post was last modified: March 21, 2019 at 6:06 am by ignoramus.)
Guys, this is probably the least funny and most depressing joke ever:

In Venezuela right now, with 1,000,000% hyperinflation, the amount of money you need to buy a roll of toilet paper is actually about 10 times more paper (as paper money notes) than the roll of toilet paper itself!
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#3067
RE: joke time
March 21, 2019 at 1:03 pm
No matter how kind you think you are, German children are kinder.

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RE: joke time
March 22, 2019 at 7:52 am
A ballet dancer was practicing on a dock and fell in the water. It was an example of pier-o-wet.
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RE: joke time
March 23, 2019 at 6:33 am
How To Speak Irish:

whale

oil

beef

hooked

(say it fast)

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RE: joke time
March 24, 2019 at 6:10 am
(March 23, 2019 at 6:33 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: How To Speak Irish:

whale

oil

beef

hooked

(say it fast)

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Hoof hearted.

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