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RE: joke time
August 17, 2019 at 2:21 pm
(August 15, 2019 at 5:26 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (August 15, 2019 at 5:19 pm)Brian37 Wrote: My ilk?.... You got me. I am not a human being. I am deserving of being arrested, and executed by the state, merely for offending you.
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Your priorities certainly suck
You worry about me
Instead of real enemies
Like a stupid fuck
'Ilk' means type, sort, kind...things like that. Nothing to do with being human or not.
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(August 17, 2019 at 2:14 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Just want to pop in and point out that I tried to get back to the jokey stuff. 
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Nothing worse than "jokeus interruptus"..
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RE: joke time
August 17, 2019 at 2:22 pm
I'll try again.
10 Most Aggressive Dog Breeds:
10. Aggression
9. Is
8. Not
7. Bred
6. It
5. Is
4. A
3. Learned
2. Behaviour
1. Chihuahua
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RE: joke time
August 17, 2019 at 2:25 pm
A Chihuahua is really just a nervous, ill tempered rat with mange.
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RE: joke time
August 17, 2019 at 3:11 pm
(August 17, 2019 at 2:25 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: A Chihuahua is really just a nervous, ill tempered rat with mange.
I find it hard to argue that.
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RE: joke time
August 17, 2019 at 3:14 pm
(August 17, 2019 at 3:11 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (August 17, 2019 at 2:25 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: A Chihuahua is really just a nervous, ill tempered rat with mange.
I find it hard to argue that.
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You could - but it would be like arguing that the pope isn't an uptight dude wearing a dress and a funny hat.
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RE: joke time
August 18, 2019 at 8:41 am
George RR Martin is at it again with a new series where, you guessed it, he kills off his main characters almost on a daily basis...
Unlike Westeros, this one's set in Auschwitz!
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RE: joke time
August 18, 2019 at 4:56 pm
(August 17, 2019 at 2:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'll try again.
10 Most Aggressive Dog Breeds:
10. Aggression
9. Is
8. Not
7. Bred
6. It
5. Is
4. A
3. Learned
2. Behaviour
1. Chihuahua
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I disagree. While abuse will always lead a dog to be more aggressive breeding can do the same thing.
You can also raise a tiger or lion from a cub, and as a zoo keeper it will be gentile with you AS LONG AS YOU FEED IT.
Some species of dogs are still physically stronger and even with small dogs, depending on personality, even if you don't abuse them, can be protective of humans they consider to be family. Dogs still require constant attention when they are dealing with those outside their family when they are of powerful size.
I think this is way too much of an oversimplification of nature vs nurture.
You can breed a dog to be more aggressive even without abusing it, just like killer bees arose out of someone trying to breed a bee that could make more honey.
The best that can be said about any large powerful dog is it still depends on the individual personality of that dog regardless if you abuse it or not.
It is not nature vs nurture, but BOTH.
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RE: joke time
August 18, 2019 at 5:07 pm
If you walked down the streets in any town, you'll be flat out finding a chicken at all, let alone see one trying to cross the road.
But even if you did, what makes you think you know what it's reasons are for crossing the road?
And that's without even going into the breed of the chicken because some breeds cross roads for different reasons.
Why pick on chickens?
I've seen pigeons, doves and magpies cross the road and nobody ever inquires as to their destination.
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RE: joke time
August 18, 2019 at 5:40 pm
(August 18, 2019 at 5:07 pm)Little lunch Wrote: If you walked down the streets in any town, you'll be flat out finding a chicken at all, let alone see one trying to cross the road.
But even if you did, what makes you think you know what it's reasons are for crossing the road?
And that's without even going into the breed of the chicken because some breeds cross roads for different reasons.
Why pick on chickens?
I've seen pigeons, doves and magpies cross the road and nobody ever inquires as to their destination.
As a fireman whose suspenders have been missing for quite a while, I have every right to question every chicken, and pigeons, too, for that matter, who crosses the road with his pants suspiciously held up.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: joke time
August 18, 2019 at 8:32 pm
(August 17, 2019 at 2:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'll try again.
10 Most Aggressive Dog Breeds:
10. Aggression
9. Is
8. Not
7. Bred
6. It
5. Is
4. A
3. Learned
2. Behaviour
1. Chihuahua
Boru
Chihuahuas aren’t dogs. They’re enthusiastic rodents.
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