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RE: joke time
September 8, 2019 at 10:09 am
Come Mr Taliban
Tally his banana
Bedbugs come
And he wanna go home.
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RE: joke time
September 10, 2019 at 6:08 pm
Wife [watching the news]:  Some idiot at the aquarium tried to fight a squid.

Me [covered in ink]:  Maybe the squid was being a dick.

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RE: joke time
September 11, 2019 at 4:20 am
A cousin of mine has been arrested.

He loves 80s music and takes the songs very seriously.

Apparently he came on Eileen...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: joke time
September 11, 2019 at 7:36 pm
What is the chemical element for holy water?

H2OMG.



This was told to me by the CMO of the NZDF.

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RE: joke time
September 11, 2019 at 8:13 pm
(September 11, 2019 at 4:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A cousin of mine has been arrested.

He loves 80s music and takes the songs very seriously.

Apparently he came on Eileen...

She was dirty.




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RE: joke time
September 11, 2019 at 10:00 pm
(September 11, 2019 at 8:13 pm)Little lunch Wrote:
(September 11, 2019 at 4:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A cousin of mine has been arrested.

He loves 80s music and takes the songs very seriously.

Apparently he came on Eileen...

She was dirty.

Good thing there wasn’t a typo in the second word of the song title...

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RE: joke time
September 12, 2019 at 6:54 pm
The Happy Couple:  What the HELL were you thinking??

Me:  It's romantic to release birds at a wedding.

The Happy Couple:  You released ostriches.

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RE: joke time
September 12, 2019 at 7:10 pm
(September 12, 2019 at 6:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The Happy Couple:  What the HELL were you thinking??

Me:  It's romantic to release birds at a wedding.

The Happy Couple:  You released ostriches.

Boru

LOL, yea that would be a bit messy and they could also kill you.
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RE: joke time
September 15, 2019 at 5:57 pm
I've played enough Joust to know what happens next
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RE: joke time
September 17, 2019 at 8:18 am
Oh, just look at those Hindus parents having Muslim children.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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