Come Mr Taliban
Tally his banana
Bedbugs come
And he wanna go home.
Tally his banana
Bedbugs come
And he wanna go home.
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Wife [watching the news]: Some idiot at the aquarium tried to fight a squid.
Me [covered in ink]: Maybe the squid was being a dick. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
A cousin of mine has been arrested.
He loves 80s music and takes the songs very seriously. Apparently he came on Eileen... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
What is the chemical element for holy water?
H2OMG. This was told to me by the CMO of the NZDF. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (September 11, 2019 at 4:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A cousin of mine has been arrested. She was dirty. (September 11, 2019 at 8:13 pm)Little lunch Wrote:(September 11, 2019 at 4:20 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: A cousin of mine has been arrested. Good thing there wasn’t a typo in the second word of the song title... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
The Happy Couple: What the HELL were you thinking??
Me: It's romantic to release birds at a wedding. The Happy Couple: You released ostriches. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 
I've played enough Joust to know what happens next
Oh, just look at those Hindus parents having Muslim children.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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