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#3731
RE: joke time
April 29, 2020 at 2:02 am
I'm told US marines don't know the meaning of "fear".


I'm also told they don't know the meaning of a lot of other words, either.

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#3732
RE: joke time
April 29, 2020 at 2:14 am
People say nothing is impossible, But I do nothing every day.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

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#3733
RE: joke time
April 29, 2020 at 2:37 am
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#3734
RE: joke time
April 29, 2020 at 2:45 am
(April 29, 2020 at 2:37 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 3ypg0m.jpg]

Never get someone's name tattooed on you unless it's an enemy.

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#3735
RE: joke time
April 29, 2020 at 3:06 am
That won't work.
I'm sure Megan is an enemy now! lol
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#3736
RE: joke time
April 29, 2020 at 3:15 am
(April 29, 2020 at 3:06 am)ignoramus Wrote: That won't work.
I'm sure Megan is an enemy now! lol

Always assume everyone's an enemy or potential enemy.

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#3737
RE: joke time
April 29, 2020 at 3:27 am
But then you can never make friends Dunno
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#3738
RE: joke time
April 29, 2020 at 3:35 am
(April 29, 2020 at 3:27 am)ignoramus Wrote: But then you can never make friends Dunno

Clones.

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#3739
RE: joke time
April 29, 2020 at 3:37 am
I couldn't do it any more.

I could no longer live with tbe lies. The deceit.


I had to tell my step ladder that it wasn't my real ladder.

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#3740
RE: joke time
April 29, 2020 at 5:19 am
I was going to make a good Korean meal for myself when I got home from work.

I had all the ingredients but was missing a Korean vegetable.

Anyone know where I can get some Kim Jong-Un?

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