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RE: joke time
June 17, 2020 at 12:57 am
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RE: joke time
June 17, 2020 at 1:33 am
(June 17, 2020 at 12:57 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: image.png]

I did nazi that coming.

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RE: joke time
June 17, 2020 at 2:46 am
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RE: joke time
June 17, 2020 at 2:52 am
(June 17, 2020 at 2:46 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: image.png]

Stop all the memes. You're making a hess.

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RE: joke time
June 17, 2020 at 4:47 am
(June 17, 2020 at 12:57 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: image.png]

Or, 'This is how high my last gas bill was'.




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RE: joke time
June 18, 2020 at 2:11 am
Tomorrow is kinda open and unplanned.

In the morning I pick up my new prescription contacts.

After that, I'll see...

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RE: joke time
June 18, 2020 at 7:51 am
(June 18, 2020 at 2:11 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Tomorrow is kinda open and unplanned.

In the morning I pick up my new prescription contacts.

After that, I'll see...

Wait till you see everything 20(/)20 brings.....

You might prefer a bit of nearsightedness...
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RE: joke time
June 18, 2020 at 12:40 pm
Trump, "Wasting away again in Twitterville, searching for my lost network Fox, Some people claim there's a Democrat to blame, But I know, It's my own damned fault."
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RE: joke time
June 18, 2020 at 4:27 pm
(June 17, 2020 at 2:52 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 17, 2020 at 2:46 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: image.png]

Stop all the memes.  You're making a hess.

Rudolf the red nosed Nazi
Had a very bloody nose
And if you ever saw it
You would say he deserved it. 

All of the other sane folk
Used to kick his ass
And his ashole boss Hitler
Killed himself in a bunker

Is there really that much to be said to that?
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RE: joke time
June 18, 2020 at 4:59 pm
(June 18, 2020 at 4:27 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(June 17, 2020 at 2:52 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Stop all the memes.  You're making a hess.

Rudolf the red nosed Nazi
Had a very bloody nose
And if you ever saw it
You would say he deserved it. 

All of the other sane folk
Used to kick his ass
And his ashole boss Hitler
Killed himself in a bunker

Is there really that much to be said to that?

Other than poor sentence structure, no scansion, a failed parody, being factually incorrect,  and six grammatical errors, no, there’s not much to be said to that.

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