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joke time
RE: joke time
(June 18, 2020 at 4:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 18, 2020 at 4:27 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Rudolf the red nosed Nazi
Had a very bloody nose
And if you ever saw it
You would say he deserved it. 

All of the other sane folk
Used to kick his ass
And his ashole boss Hitler
Killed himself in a bunker

Is there really that much to be said to that?

Other than poor sentence structure, no scansion, a failed parody, being factually incorrect,  and six grammatical errors, no, there’s not much to be said to that.

Boru

The Vogon poetry appreciation couch helps.
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RE: joke time
(June 18, 2020 at 5:06 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(June 18, 2020 at 4:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Other than poor sentence structure, no scansion, a failed parody, being factually incorrect,  and six grammatical errors, no, there’s not much to be said to that.

Boru

The Vogon poetry appreciation couch helps.

Hitchhiker's guide to " Pay me to care, and I will."
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RE: joke time
(June 18, 2020 at 5:12 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(June 18, 2020 at 5:06 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: The Vogon poetry appreciation couch helps.

Hitchhiker's guide to " Pay me to care, and I will."

I think you may have isolated the problem - you just don’t care.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I've started a vivisection club.

Fridays will be Open Mike Night.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
^ ROFLOL
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: joke time
(June 18, 2020 at 5:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I've started a vivisection club.

Fridays will be Open Mike Night.
I once thought about opening a trepanation clinic.

But I need that hassle like I need another hole in my head.
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RE: joke time
(June 18, 2020 at 5:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 18, 2020 at 5:12 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Hitchhiker's guide to " Pay me to care, and I will."

I think you may have isolated the problem - you just don’t care.

Boru

Took you how many years to get the jist?


If I took it personally every time someone said shit to me I would make Hitler look like MartIn Luther King Jr.

No, I don't care. No, I also don't want anyone dead either. I simply got past caring what others think I should do or be. I am myself, and make no apology for it.
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RE: joke time
(June 18, 2020 at 5:55 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(June 18, 2020 at 5:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I think you may have isolated the problem - you just don’t care.

Boru

Took you how many years to get the jist?


If I took it personally every time someone said shit to me I would make Hitler look like MartIn Luther King Jr.

No, I don't care. No, I also don't want anyone dead either. I simply got past caring what others think I should do or be. I am myself, and make no apology for it.

No, I didn’t mean you don’t care what other people think about you. The fact that you don’t is an admirable trait. 

I meant you just don’t care about poetry. You seem to think that if you take whatever random sentences appear in your brain and break them up into quatrains that it counts as a ‘poem’. It really doesn’t. For someone who claims to be a poet, you obviously don’t care enough about poetry to even attempt to construct a poem, contenting yourself instead with the textual equivalent of a case of the trots.

And the word is ‘gist’, not ‘jist’. A poet should know that.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: joke time
(June 18, 2020 at 5:55 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(June 18, 2020 at 5:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I think you may have isolated the problem - you just don’t care.

Boru

Took you how many years to get the jist?


If I took it personally every time someone said shit to me I would make Hitler look like MartIn Luther King Jr.

No, I don't care. No, I also don't want anyone dead either. I simply got past caring what others think I should do or be. I am myself, and make no apology for it.
For someone who doesn't care you sure take offense a lot.
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RE: joke time
(June 18, 2020 at 6:14 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(June 18, 2020 at 5:55 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Took you how many years to get the jist?


If I took it personally every time someone said shit to me I would make Hitler look like MartIn Luther King Jr.

No, I don't care. No, I also don't want anyone dead either. I simply got past caring what others think I should do or be. I am myself, and make no apology for it.
For someone who doesn't care you sure take offense a lot.

And he can’t seem to grasp that a critique of his poetry is not a critique of him.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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