(July 30, 2020 at 8:07 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Q: What did ancient Egyptian magicians say after a successful trick?
A:
Boru
You bastet!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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 You bastet! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
It's kind of funny how many of the same people who don't want to wear masks, don't mind wearing white bedsheets over their heads and carrying around tiki torches.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
A new doctor is walking through an asylum talking to the patients.
He sees a man standing at attention with one hand tucked into his coat and asks, "And who are you?" "I am the great emperor Napoleon!" says the patient. "And who told you that?" the doctors asks. "God told me!" the patient proclaims proudly. Another voice crops up from a nearby bed and says, "No I didn't!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: joke time
July 31, 2020 at 5:50 am
(This post was last modified: July 31, 2020 at 5:51 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a zoophile, a necrophile and a pyromaniac are sitting together at the asylum.
The zoophile says, 'Let's have sex with a cat.' The sadist says, 'Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it.' The murderer says, 'Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it and then kill it.' The necrophile says, 'Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it, kill it, and have sex with it again.' The pyromaniac says, 'Let's have sex with a cat, then torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and burn it.' The masochist says, 'Meow.' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
A paedophile and a pervert walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Hello, Father!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (July 31, 2020 at 1:30 am)Cecelia Wrote: It's kind of funny how many of the same people who don't want to wear masks, don't mind wearing white bedsheets over their heads and carrying around tiki torches. Or that they are suddenly all PRO-CHOICE!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Joke I just saw on Titter today,
With many strip clubs remaining closed, maybe pole workers can become poll workers.
I went camping with a friend.
In the middle of the night we had a terrible fight. It was intense... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (August 1, 2020 at 1:52 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I went camping with a friend. I made love to my wife while camping. It was fucking in tents. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
'Doc, I sure hope you can help me. One night, I dream that I'm a wigwam, the next night I dream that I'm a teepee. What can I do?'
'You just need to relax - you're too tents.' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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