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January 22, 2021 at 3:48 am
I was knighted at Victoria's Secret today. Henceforth, I shall be known as Sir PleaseLeaveYou'reBeingCreepy.
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January 22, 2021 at 4:51 am
If two vegans have a fight, is it still called a beef?
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January 22, 2021 at 4:53 am
(January 22, 2021 at 4:51 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: If two vegans have a fight, is it still called a beef?
No.
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January 22, 2021 at 7:54 am
With the advent of self-driving cars, it’s only a matter of time until there’s a country song in which your truck also leaves you.
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January 22, 2021 at 2:40 pm
A Catholic, a schoolteacher, a woman of colour, a Jew, and a rescue dog walk into the White House.
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January 23, 2021 at 12:21 pm
Angus Young single handedly inspired all the tall thin stringy, appendage flailing, head banging, air inflated car dealership attention grabbing inflatables.
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January 23, 2021 at 12:45 pm
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(January 23, 2021 at 12:21 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Angus Young single handedly inspired all the tall thin stringy, appendage flailing, head banging, air inflated car dealership attention grabbing inflatables.
Angus Young is 5’2”. It’s also hard to flail your arms while playing guitar.
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January 23, 2021 at 12:52 pm
(January 23, 2021 at 12:45 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (January 23, 2021 at 12:21 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Angus Young single handedly inspired all the tall thin stringy, appendage flailing, head banging, air inflated car dealership attention grabbing inflatables.
Angus Young is 5’2”. It’s also hard to flail your arms while playing guitar.
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I get it. But come on, he is a piece of rubber on stage.
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(January 23, 2021 at 12:52 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (January 23, 2021 at 12:45 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Angus Young is 5’2”. It’s also hard to flail your arms while playing guitar.
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I get it. But come on, he is a piece of rubber on stage.
Why, because of the duck walk? If you’re going to attempt a joke connecting rockers to car lot inflatables, Joe Cocker would have been a better pick.
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January 23, 2021 at 1:20 pm
(January 23, 2021 at 12:53 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (January 23, 2021 at 12:52 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I get it. But come on, he is a piece of rubber on stage.
Why, because of the duck walk? If you’re going to attempt a joke connecting rockers to car lot inflatables, Joe Cocker would have been a better pick.
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If I started a thread about pocket lint, you'd argue navel lint is better.
Ok captain contrarian. Do you ever relax and have fun?
I love AC/DC, but it wasn't just Angus's duck walk, he really pumped his head back and forth at a fast pace, and it makes me wonder if he does not now have health issues from doing such. His head bangs were violently fast.
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