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joke time
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We should stop speaking ill of the dead.

No Rush, though.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I have an old truck (>50 YO) and am a member of a site dedicated to (Chevrolet) trucks all the way back to their inception (1938, if anyone cares- trucks, not the website Tongue ). Membership skews to WAY conservative. Some guy posted about how he was mourning "Rushbo", as he called him, and then he had the nerve to tell people to not start anything political. I'm shy Rolleyes , so I only asked why he would bring politics into it, since everybody knew what Rush's political stand was. If one brings up a political (or sports) topic they are subject to banishment, so I'm being careful. I will have to say that the only reason I'm at that site is to learn more about my truck...when, in truth, I worked on them when they were new, and know a ton more than most denizens. Still, there are small things to learn, and I have found a few friends, so I'm not eager to bail unless it gets flagrantly shit-holey.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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It's funny, when asshats like that twatwaffle limbaugh belittle, insult, and ridicule those that conflict with their warped, and grotesque righteousness, they are hailed as gallant, courageous, dignified, champions of the cause, yet, when the muck they so feverishly spewed ricochets full circle, then it's repulsive, demeaning, and crass, and suddenly respect should be paramount.
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Friend, "Beccs, have I ever told you that you're a good cook?"

Me, "Aww. No you haven't!"

Friend, "Then why the fuck do you keep doing it?"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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My school phoning my mother, "Your daughter is disruptive in class, never pays attention, is rude to her teachers, and swears like a sailor!"

My mother, "She's the same at home but do I call you and bitch about it??:

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(February 17, 2021 at 11:56 pm)Fireball Wrote: I have an old truck (>50 YO) and am a member of a site dedicated to (Chevrolet) trucks all the way back to their inception (1938, if anyone cares- trucks, not the website Tongue ). Membership skews to WAY conservative. Some guy posted about how he was mourning "Rushbo", as he called him, and then he had the nerve to tell people to not start anything political. I'm shy Rolleyes , so I only asked why he would bring politics into it, since everybody knew what Rush's political stand was. If one brings up a political (or sports) topic they are subject to banishment, so I'm being careful. I will have to say that the only reason I'm at that site is to learn more about my truck...when, in truth, I worked on them when they were new, and know a ton more than most denizens. Still, there are small things to learn, and I have found a few friends, so I'm not eager to bail unless it gets flagrantly shit-holey.

'I would not be a member of any group that would ban me for hooting with gleeful joy at the death of Rush Limbaugh.' - Groucho Marx

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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What's the difference between Ted Cruz and wind turbines?

Wind turbines work.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(February 19, 2021 at 8:21 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: What's the difference between Ted Cruz and wind turbines?

Wind turbines work.

Also, wind turbines don't suck.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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I've booked a Ted Cruise.

You ignore your responsibilities, leave the country, and then return in humiliation the next day, blaming kids.

If you can abandon a poodle, too, you get a discount.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Voice dubbs.



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