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RE: joke time
February 17, 2021 at 11:56 pm
I have an old truck (>50 YO) and am a member of a site dedicated to (Chevrolet) trucks all the way back to their inception (1938, if anyone cares- trucks, not the website  ). Membership skews to WAY conservative. Some guy posted about how he was mourning "Rushbo", as he called him, and then he had the nerve to tell people to not start anything political. I'm shy  , so I only asked why he would bring politics into it, since everybody knew what Rush's political stand was. If one brings up a political (or sports) topic they are subject to banishment, so I'm being careful. I will have to say that the only reason I'm at that site is to learn more about my truck...when, in truth, I worked on them when they were new, and know a ton more than most denizens. Still, there are small things to learn, and I have found a few friends, so I'm not eager to bail unless it gets flagrantly shit-holey.
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RE: joke time
February 18, 2021 at 3:32 am
It's funny, when asshats like that twatwaffle limbaugh belittle, insult, and ridicule those that conflict with their warped, and grotesque righteousness, they are hailed as gallant, courageous, dignified, champions of the cause, yet, when the muck they so feverishly spewed ricochets full circle, then it's repulsive, demeaning, and crass, and suddenly respect should be paramount.
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RE: joke time
February 18, 2021 at 4:00 am
Friend, "Beccs, have I ever told you that you're a good cook?"
Me, "Aww. No you haven't!"
Friend, "Then why the fuck do you keep doing it?"
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RE: joke time
February 19, 2021 at 2:53 am
My school phoning my mother, "Your daughter is disruptive in class, never pays attention, is rude to her teachers, and swears like a sailor!"
My mother, "She's the same at home but do I call you and bitch about it??:
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RE: joke time
February 19, 2021 at 5:41 am
(February 17, 2021 at 11:56 pm)Fireball Wrote: I have an old truck (>50 YO) and am a member of a site dedicated to (Chevrolet) trucks all the way back to their inception (1938, if anyone cares- trucks, not the website ). Membership skews to WAY conservative. Some guy posted about how he was mourning "Rushbo", as he called him, and then he had the nerve to tell people to not start anything political. I'm shy , so I only asked why he would bring politics into it, since everybody knew what Rush's political stand was. If one brings up a political (or sports) topic they are subject to banishment, so I'm being careful. I will have to say that the only reason I'm at that site is to learn more about my truck...when, in truth, I worked on them when they were new, and know a ton more than most denizens. Still, there are small things to learn, and I have found a few friends, so I'm not eager to bail unless it gets flagrantly shit-holey.
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RE: joke time
February 19, 2021 at 8:21 am
What's the difference between Ted Cruz and wind turbines?
Wind turbines work.
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February 19, 2021 at 10:59 am
(February 19, 2021 at 8:21 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: What's the difference between Ted Cruz and wind turbines?
Wind turbines work.
Also, wind turbines don't suck.
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RE: joke time
February 19, 2021 at 8:49 pm
I've booked a Ted Cruise.
You ignore your responsibilities, leave the country, and then return in humiliation the next day, blaming kids.
If you can abandon a poodle, too, you get a discount.
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RE: joke time
February 19, 2021 at 8:51 pm
Voice dubbs.
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RE: joke time
February 19, 2021 at 9:00 pm
As his wife lay in a coma, the man watched, heartbroken, as the doctors approached the life-support machinery.
"Please, no!" he cried in anguish, "Just a few more minutes, I beg you!"
But the doctors ignored his desperate pleas and proceeded to wake her up.
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