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RE: joke time
April 20, 2021 at 3:37 pm
(April 20, 2021 at 10:31 am)Sal Wrote: Once upon a time a young boy wanted a green tennis ball for his birthday, but he got a bicycle instead. Next year the boy wanted a green tennis ball, again, and again he got something different, this time a book on etiquette. On the 3rd birthday he still wanted a green tennis ball, but got some coloring pencils and a notebook to draw on. Each year, he wished for a green tennis ball, never getting a green tennis ball.
On his deathbed, surrounded by friends, family, children & grandchildren, and one of the grandchildren asked: "Why do you always want a green tennis ball for your birthday?" and he answered: "Oh, that's because ..." and then he died.
Time for the ouija board.
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RE: joke time
April 20, 2021 at 5:39 pm
Women love it when you kiss the back of their neck, just not when they're driving. And you're in the back seat.
And they don't know you.
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RE: joke time
April 20, 2021 at 9:48 pm
The Misogynist Association™ have had their once in a century board meeting and have decided that their attitudes towards women are a little obsolete and need to better reflect the modern world view.
The male board carefully peruse the latest Harvey Norman catalogue.
Changes have been made to article 17B (9c)(ii).
"White wedding dresses no longer need to be worn by the bride. Shiny stainless steel colors and black are also acceptable"
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RE: joke time
April 22, 2021 at 7:18 am
A man falls from a window, plummets 11 floors, and miraculously survives.
A cop witnesses the incident, runs over to the man as he lies on the pavement, and says, "What the hell happened?"
The man replies, "I don't know. I just got here!"
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RE: joke time
April 22, 2021 at 7:56 am
I'm setting up a support group for homosexual independence.
I'm going to call it, "Fisters are doing it for themselves".
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RE: joke time
April 22, 2021 at 8:11 am
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How many Chauvins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer,
Why would you want him to do anything?
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RE: joke time
April 23, 2021 at 8:50 am
I don't know why the boyfriend was so upset when I posted the home made sex tapes online.
He wasn't even in it.
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RE: joke time
April 23, 2021 at 8:59 am
(April 23, 2021 at 8:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I don't know why the boyfriend was so upset when I posted the home made sex tapes online.
He wasn't even in it.
What are you doing up at this ungodly hour?
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RE: joke time
April 23, 2021 at 9:55 am
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She just got back from making a video tape. Don't you listen to a word she says!
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RE: joke time
April 23, 2021 at 1:31 pm
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Prices for construction lumber have quadrupled in the US in the last 12 months, so
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.