Women love it when you kiss the back of their neck, just not when they're driving. And you're in the back seat.
And they don't know you.
Boru
And they don't know you.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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The Misogynist Association™ have had their once in a century board meeting and have decided that their attitudes towards women are a little obsolete and need to better reflect the modern world view.
The male board carefully peruse the latest Harvey Norman catalogue. Changes have been made to article 17B (9c)(ii). "White wedding dresses no longer need to be worn by the bride. Shiny stainless steel colors and black are also acceptable"
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
A man falls from a window, plummets 11 floors, and miraculously survives.
A cop witnesses the incident, runs over to the man as he lies on the pavement, and says, "What the hell happened?" The man replies, "I don't know. I just got here!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I'm setting up a support group for homosexual independence.
I'm going to call it, "Fisters are doing it for themselves". Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: joke time
April 22, 2021 at 8:11 am
(This post was last modified: April 22, 2021 at 8:16 am by Jackie.)
How many Chauvins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer, Why would you want him to do anything?
I don't know why the boyfriend was so upset when I posted the home made sex tapes online.
He wasn't even in it. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (April 23, 2021 at 8:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I don't know why the boyfriend was so upset when I posted the home made sex tapes online. What are you doing up at this ungodly hour? Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: joke time
April 23, 2021 at 9:55 am
(This post was last modified: April 23, 2021 at 9:55 am by ignoramus.)
She just got back from making a video tape. Don't you listen to a word she says!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  RE: joke time
April 23, 2021 at 1:31 pm
(This post was last modified: April 23, 2021 at 1:32 pm by Fireball.)
Prices for construction lumber have quadrupled in the US in the last 12 months, so
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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