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RE: joke time
June 3, 2021 at 4:43 am
You know what I hate? When I'm in the middle of a flawlessly logical, tightly reasoned, anti-theism post, and some inconsiderate jogger bounces off my windscreen.
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RE: joke time
June 3, 2021 at 9:15 am
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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RE: joke time
June 4, 2021 at 4:45 am
This morning, my neighbor with the big tits was gardening topless again. I know I shouldn't stare, but I keep hope that his wife will do the same thing.
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RE: joke time
June 4, 2021 at 8:17 am
An astronomer was nominated but didn't win the Nobel Prize.
But he did get the constellation prize.
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RE: joke time
June 4, 2021 at 9:47 am
Them, "The doorman has the day off."
Me, "Vestibuler's day off."
Them, "WTF?"
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RE: joke time
June 4, 2021 at 4:52 pm
(June 3, 2021 at 4:40 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: So, when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell, she's a goddess.
But when I do it, I'm "drunk" and, "no longer welcome in the aquarium".
If you look anything like your avatar (the one in front), you're welcome in my aquarium.
It's five gallon.
Do you come in "fun size"?
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RE: joke time
June 4, 2021 at 9:14 pm
(June 4, 2021 at 9:10 pm)Eleven Wrote:
That joke's older than Moses.
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RE: joke time
June 4, 2021 at 10:06 pm
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.