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RE: joke time
September 22, 2021 at 9:34 pm
(September 22, 2021 at 9:32 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (September 22, 2021 at 9:16 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You’re being particularly thick today. I said those posts NOT directed at you.
Probably I wouldn’t, because anyone else would have relevant content in their replies. Please explain how your Jetsons clip had anything to do with my spice-belt joke?
Boru
A joke thread isn't directed at anyone, it is simply telling jokes. I KNOW THAT.
Your spice joke was GOOD,. I love cornball silliness. My best friend from Oklahoma, and my late best friend from Australia whom has a friend named Mike, they tell similar jokes all the time. The types of jokes that you cant resist laughing at, but make your eyes roll. I post the same Jetsons clip you saw when they tell other jokes. It isn't out of hate at all. It is a natural reaction when your friends are silly and like the joke. If I didn't like your jokes, trust me, I would not have responded.
I truly love cornball humor and silliness and dark humor.
Please stop.
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RE: joke time
September 22, 2021 at 9:53 pm
(September 22, 2021 at 9:34 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: (September 22, 2021 at 9:32 pm)Brian37 Wrote: A joke thread isn't directed at anyone, it is simply telling jokes. I KNOW THAT.
Your spice joke was GOOD,. I love cornball silliness. My best friend from Oklahoma, and my late best friend from Australia whom has a friend named Mike, they tell similar jokes all the time. The types of jokes that you cant resist laughing at, but make your eyes roll. I post the same Jetsons clip you saw when they tell other jokes. It isn't out of hate at all. It is a natural reaction when your friends are silly and like the joke. If I didn't like your jokes, trust me, I would not have responded.
I truly love cornball humor and silliness and dark humor.
Please stop.
Stop what? Telling someone I liked their joke?
If he or you don't believe it, that is not on me.
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RE: joke time
September 22, 2021 at 9:57 pm
I said please. Just stop. Move on with your day/night.
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RE: joke time
September 23, 2021 at 12:35 am
37's a special kind of troll, and I admire the admins for not just dropping the hammer. I know that I would, which is why I'm not fit for management.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: joke time
September 23, 2021 at 1:25 am
Did you hear the one about the man who walked into a bar?
He had a drink and sang a song and played an old guitar.
He played the songs that we all know.
From time to time, he'd crack a joke.
He sang about his life and how it's passing him by.
He ain't never found a woman he could call his own.
He wonders who could love this guitar man.
This thread needs Darren Ray.
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RE: joke time
September 23, 2021 at 5:50 am
A woman was arrested for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
In court, the judge asked, "first offender?"
She replied, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
September 23, 2021 at 6:00 am
When I was single and going through a dry spell, a friend suggested I try speed dating. It was great - that amphetamine twitch was an amazing conversation starter.
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RE: joke time
September 23, 2021 at 7:15 am
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?”
The clerk says, “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.”
The owner says, “You idiot! You can’t treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!”
The clerk says, “Of course, you can! Look at him; he’s afraid to cough!”
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RE: joke time
September 23, 2021 at 11:29 am
Why is it when a guy can't find a girls clit, it's the guys fault...
But when a girl can't find a guy's penis, it's somehow also the guy's fault?
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RE: joke time
September 23, 2021 at 11:46 am
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(September 23, 2021 at 11:29 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: Why is it when a guy can't find a girls clit, it's the guys fault...
But when a girl can't find a guy's penis, it's somehow also the guy's fault?
My ex wife once dated a guy ( who I later met) who sported 1 inch of throbbing meat.
She actually laughed when she saw it.
....
The dude TOLD a bunch of us about it at the bar. Kind of an amazing guy. No bullshit to him.....
...
Really nice guy actually. He felt worse for me than I did for him.
After all - I married the bitch.....
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