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#6071
RE: joke time
August 2, 2022 at 6:21 am
(August 2, 2022 at 3:05 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 1, 2022 at 7:16 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Where does Dr. Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy go to work out?




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Jealous much?

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RE: joke time
August 2, 2022 at 7:59 am
(August 2, 2022 at 6:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 2, 2022 at 3:05 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: FWte8-GSVs-AAu-Vp-F.jpg]

Jealous much?

Boru

No.

I could wear Kiss makeup if I wanted to.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#6073
RE: joke time
August 2, 2022 at 8:12 am
(August 2, 2022 at 7:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 2, 2022 at 6:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Jealous much?

Boru

No.

I could wear Kiss makeup if I wanted to.

I did once - for Halloween...

But what 14 year old didn' t?

...

Saw Kiss live. 1975.  Reid Fieldhouse. Kalamazoo Mi.
Warm up band - Styx.
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#6074
RE: joke time
August 4, 2022 at 7:00 am
I told my wife I wanted to do it doggy style. She hit me on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and told me to get off the furniture.

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RE: joke time
August 4, 2022 at 8:50 am
(August 2, 2022 at 8:12 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(August 2, 2022 at 7:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: No.

I could wear Kiss makeup if I wanted to.

I did once - for Halloween...

But what 14 year old didn' t?

...

Saw Kiss live. 1975.  Reid Fieldhouse. Kalamazoo Mi.
Warm up band - Styx.

Before my time...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
August 4, 2022 at 11:01 am
(August 4, 2022 at 8:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 2, 2022 at 8:12 am)onlinebiker Wrote: I did once - for Halloween...

But what 14 year old didn' t?

...

Saw Kiss live. 1975.  Reid Fieldhouse. Kalamazoo Mi.
Warm up band - Styx.

Before my time...
Hush you!

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RE: joke time
August 4, 2022 at 4:35 pm
I once knew a blind prostitute. You really had to hand it to her…

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RE: joke time
August 4, 2022 at 6:24 pm
^ Didn't see that coming.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: joke time
August 4, 2022 at 6:31 pm
(August 4, 2022 at 6:24 pm)Fireball Wrote: ^ Didn't see that coming.

Well played, sir. Well played indeed.

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RE: joke time
August 5, 2022 at 11:18 am
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.

“Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?”

The girl, crying, replied, “Sniff, sniff….dad….I became a prostitute….”

“Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You’re a disgrace to this family.”

“OK, dad – as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million.”
“For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that’s parked outside plus a membership to the country club….(takes a breath)….and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years’ Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and….”

“Now what was it ye said ye had become?” says dad.

Girl, crying again, “Sniff, sniff….a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.”

“Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug.
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