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RE: joke time
December 3, 2022 at 6:02 pm
OMG
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RE: joke time
December 3, 2022 at 11:07 pm
What's the difference in being horny and being hungry?


Where you put the cucumber.

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RE: joke time
December 4, 2022 at 2:55 am (This post was last modified: December 4, 2022 at 2:55 am by The Valkyrie.)
And, again, I got a talking to from the boss on Friday.

A patient brought her son in to get checked.

"He wants to be a doctor when he grows up."

"I'm afraid that won't be possible."

"Why? Because of his condition?"

"No, he's just a fucking idiot!"

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RE: joke time
December 4, 2022 at 10:29 am
A climate scientist and a climate-change denier walk into a bar. The climate-change denier goes to the bartender and asks for the strongest drink in the house.
The bartender takes out a bottle and says, “This is Absinthe, about 75% alcohol. Can I sell you a glass?”
The climate-change denier gets all upset and leaves the bar in a huff. The climate scientist says to the bartender, “Those climate-change deniers! You can show them the proof but they still won’t buy it!
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RE: joke time
December 4, 2022 at 12:11 pm
A man's body first thing in the morning.


Head, "I don't want to get up!"


Body, "Don't make me move!"


Penis, "This IS SPARTA!!"

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RE: joke time
December 5, 2022 at 6:41 am
Boomers have fucked more millennials than Leonardo DiCaprio.

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RE: joke time
December 6, 2022 at 3:25 am
Him, "Say something that will make my heart beat faster..."

*winks*


Me, "Your wife just walked in."

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RE: joke time
December 6, 2022 at 2:11 pm
(December 6, 2022 at 3:25 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Him, "Say something that will make my heart beat faster..."

*winks*


Me, "Your wife just walked in."

No, she won't join in.
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RE: joke time
December 6, 2022 at 5:18 pm
If YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook ever merge to become a single company, it should be called ‘YouTwitFace’.

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RE: joke time
December 6, 2022 at 7:18 pm
(December 6, 2022 at 5:18 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook ever merge to become a single company, it should be called ‘YouTwitFace’.

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You just want ANYTHING named after you, don't you?

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