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Current time: December 15, 2024, 12:34 pm
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What's the difference in being horny and being hungry?
Where you put the cucumber. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: joke time
December 4, 2022 at 2:55 am
(This post was last modified: December 4, 2022 at 2:55 am by The Valkyrie.)
And, again, I got a talking to from the boss on Friday.
A patient brought her son in to get checked. "He wants to be a doctor when he grows up." "I'm afraid that won't be possible." "Why? Because of his condition?" "No, he's just a fucking idiot!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
A climate scientist and a climate-change denier walk into a bar. The climate-change denier goes to the bartender and asks for the strongest drink in the house.
The bartender takes out a bottle and says, “This is Absinthe, about 75% alcohol. Can I sell you a glass?” The climate-change denier gets all upset and leaves the bar in a huff. The climate scientist says to the bartender, “Those climate-change deniers! You can show them the proof but they still won’t buy it!
A man's body first thing in the morning.
Head, "I don't want to get up!" Body, "Don't make me move!" Penis, "This IS SPARTA!!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Boomers have fucked more millennials than Leonardo DiCaprio.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Him, "Say something that will make my heart beat faster..."
*winks* Me, "Your wife just walked in." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
If YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook ever merge to become a single company, it should be called ‘YouTwitFace’.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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