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joke time
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ChatGTP writes a rap for me:

Write a rap about the Hard life of a simp in a comedic way(my request).

Yo, listen up
I'm a simp, ain't nothin' funny
But I'll do my best to make this rap money

I ain't got no game, it's a crying shame
But I still chase these ladies just the same
I spend my days, and all my nights
Trying to make these women feel right

But they just keep playing me for a fool
I'm like a puppy, always acting cool
But deep down inside, it's a hard life
Being a simp, it cuts like a knife

But I can't help it, I'm under their spell
I'm just a simp, can't you tell?
I'll do whatever it takes, just to get a glimpse
Of the woman I love, even if it means I'm whipped

So if you see me out on the town
Hanging on to some chick, spinning round and round
Just know that I'm living the simp's life
It ain't easy, but I'll make it right

I'll keep on simping, till the end of time
It may be hard, but it's worth the climb
So if you see me, don't you judge
I'm just a simp, trying to love.
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A cowboy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks for a shot. Across the bar, a Mexican man is sitting and glaring at the cowboy. The cowboy takes the shot and slams the shot glass down on the counter, yelling, “TGIF!”
The Mexican orders a shot, takes it, and slams his glass down, yelling, “SPIT!”
The cowboy looks over at him and notices the Mexican guy is still staring at him.
The cowboy once again orders a shot, slams it down, and yells again “TGIF!”
Once again, the Mexican orders a shot, slams it down after consuming it, and yells out, “SPIT!”
This goes on for a while, and the bartender stands puzzled and annoyed. Finally, the bartender asks the cowboy, “Just checking, but do you know what TGIF means?” and the cowboy replies, “Hell ya I know what it means, ‘Thank God It’s Friday!'”
The bartender asks the Mexican guy, “Okay, so what does ‘SPIT’ mean?” and the Mexican replies, “Stupid Pendejo It’s Thursday!”
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Drinking tea can make you live forever, but there is a steep cost.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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A businessman and his wife are at a party and having a conversation with another couple-a bank manager and his wife.

The businessman is bragging about his belongings- “I and my wife went in my car to my beach house last weekend.”

The wife, annoyed, says, “Honey-don’t talk like that. Those things aren’t YOURS, they’re OURS. Say, ‘WE went to OUR beach house in OUR car.”

The businessman smirks turns to his wife, and says, “Okay, honey. Just thought I’d let you know that we got our secretary pregnant.”
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?”

“Eight,” the boy replied.

The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?”

The boy replied, “Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can’t do either one.”
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Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(January 13, 2023 at 6:26 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?

Must I save one of them?
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(January 13, 2023 at 6:26 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?

Why of course...the rowboat!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: joke time
(January 13, 2023 at 6:26 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?

The rowboat.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: joke time
(January 13, 2023 at 8:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 13, 2023 at 6:26 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?

The rowboat.

Boru


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