When I bring a woman breakfast in bed, she should simply say, ‘Thank you’. I don’t need to hear all that who-are-you-and-how-did-you-get-in-my-house nonsense.
Boru
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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My friend Simon just discovered he's both gay and dyslexic.
Right now he's in Daniel. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (December 2, 2023 at 7:12 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When I bring a woman breakfast in bed, she should simply say, ‘Thank you’. I don’t need to hear all that who-are-you-and-how-did-you-get-in-my-house nonsense. ![[Image: GAIFyok-W0-AAj-M-V-jpeg.jpg]](https://i.ibb.co/mzyWPR3/GAIFyok-W0-AAj-M-V-jpeg.jpg)
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Elon Musk met with the Israeli PM and told Neti-yahoo tjat he could destroy Hamas in a week!
The problem: Hamas won't sell and accept him as CEO... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Apparently, when a woman seductively tells you that you can stick it anywhere you want, 'in her sister' is not a viable option.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
"Hoe-hoe-hoe!:
- Santa on Boxing Day, up to his beard in hookers. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (December 5, 2023 at 10:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Hoe-hoe-hoe!: But he only comes once a year, so one or maybe two of them are going to be sore...
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Speed (1994) incorrectly credits Jan de Bont as director. That film did not have a director, because if it had any direction at all, it would have been called Velocity.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (December 6, 2023 at 12:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Speed (1994) incorrectly credits Jan de Bont as director. That film did not have a director, because if it had any direction at all, it would have been called Velocity. Ooh! A Physics joke! Too bad I retired from teaching Physics and Chem in 2014. I would definitely have used it. "For-eh-ver".
Disappointing theists since 1968!
I like Mexican food because it's so healthy - it's full of amigo acids.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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