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RE: joke time
April 12, 2024 at 12:35 pm
(April 12, 2024 at 12:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It’s too soon to make OJ Simpson jokes. I’ll take a stab at it tomorrow.

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In the meantime...

A man finds a magic lamp that, of course, contains a wish-granting genie. The genie offers to grant only one wish, and the fortunate man quickly explains that his lifelong dream to visit Hawaii has been an impossibility because he has both aviophobia (fear of flying) and thalassaphobia (fear of open water); therefore, he cannot reach Hawaii by plane or boat. 

"My wish is this," he says to the genie. "A highway from California to Hawaii so that I might drive to my tropical destination!"

The genie, with a troubled look on his face, responds, "Do you have any idea what you're asking? Think of the structural difficulties...consider the complexity of the enginneering...the vast amount of material needed. I'm sorry, but you must wish for something else."

The man, disappointed, thinks for a moment and says, "Very well then. I wish that I could understand my teenage children."

The genie ponders this new request for a moment and replies, "Did you want two lanes or four?"
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#6792
RE: joke time
April 13, 2024 at 6:06 pm
What do you call older actors playing high school students?


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#6793
RE: joke time
April 14, 2024 at 7:58 pm
There's a new name for the next Trump rally:

The Rubicon.
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RE: joke time
April 16, 2024 at 8:30 pm
I’ve been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. It’s called ‘feefiphobia’,

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RE: joke time
April 16, 2024 at 9:51 pm
(April 16, 2024 at 8:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. It’s called ‘feefiphobia’,

Boru

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RE: joke time
April 17, 2024 at 2:44 am
(April 16, 2024 at 9:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 16, 2024 at 8:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. It’s called ‘feefiphobia’,

Boru

[Image: GFIT8el-W0-AA-4-TW-jpeg.jpg]

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RE: joke time
April 17, 2024 at 3:05 am
(April 17, 2024 at 2:44 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(April 16, 2024 at 9:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: GFIT8el-W0-AA-4-TW-jpeg.jpg]

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Oh, I got it.

Just teasing Boru.

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RE: joke time
April 17, 2024 at 4:14 am
(April 17, 2024 at 3:05 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 17, 2024 at 2:44 am)pocaracas Wrote: [Image: 9780140500127-uk.jpg]

Oh, I got it.

Just teasing Boru.

Per usual. 

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RE: joke time
April 17, 2024 at 4:41 am
(April 17, 2024 at 4:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 17, 2024 at 3:05 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Oh, I got it.

Just teasing Boru.

Per usual. 

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RE: joke time
April 17, 2024 at 5:22 am
(April 17, 2024 at 4:41 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 17, 2024 at 4:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Per usual. 

Boru

It's what I do.

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I wasn't complaining.  Naughty

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