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#591
RE: joke time
May 22, 2015 at 8:47 pm
Hmmm. A get dick quick scheme. I could live with that.
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May 22, 2015 at 10:20 pm
me too ...a good detective should never be too far away!
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May 23, 2015 at 3:41 am
(May 22, 2015 at 8:43 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Dick is also short for Richard.
Too bad for Richard.



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#594
RE: joke time
May 23, 2015 at 10:43 am
Too bad for Richard Cranium.
And Mike Hunt. :-)
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#595
RE: joke time
May 23, 2015 at 1:32 pm
There was a radio comedy show in the 80s called Radio Active (later adapted for television as KYTV), starring Angus Deayton, Philip Pope, Michael Fenton Stevens, Geoffrey Perkins and Mrs Miggins herself, Helen Atkinson-Wood. It was, ostensibly, the first national local radio station "broadcasting to you locally, wherever you are in the nation".

The DJ names, for the most part, were hideous puns such as Anna Daptor, "Uncle" Mike Stand (the kiddies' favourite), Mike Flex, Mike Channel - and Mike Hunt. How they got that under the BBC radar we shall never know.

Their programming was equally puntastic: the local events roundup "What's Going On?", or make-at-home crafts show "So You Want To Make Something Of It?". However, one of my favourites was the Right Reverend Reverend Wright and his religious spot, "God Alone Knows".
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#596
RE: joke time
May 23, 2015 at 1:35 pm
Ah radioactive, good times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nsEHuhNeCM



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RE: joke time
May 26, 2015 at 5:40 am
Hey, so I came up with this joke today.

For a gambling addict, life is all about the crap shoot.

For an anal sex addict, life is all about the crap chute.
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RE: joke time
May 26, 2015 at 9:44 am
(May 26, 2015 at 5:40 am)robvalue Wrote: Hey, so I came up with this joke today.

For a gambling addict, life is all about the crap shoot.

For an anal sex addict, life is all about the crap chute.

how could someone addict anal sex ?  Angel
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May 26, 2015 at 10:10 am
it is a blessing from Anusius !!

Open your sphincter and receive His bounty !!!
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RE: joke time
May 26, 2015 at 10:15 am
Amazing. I thought Vorlon will have an answer to that and 2 seconds later, here you are. :-)
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