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RE: Judgement day defense strageity [sic] Pt. 2
November 1, 2014 at 3:24 am
(November 1, 2014 at 2:42 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Weren't you aware? This is only part 2. There are hundreds more. Next up:
Judgment day defense strategy for Jove.
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RE: Judgement day defense strageity [sic] Pt. 2
November 1, 2014 at 3:33 am
Learn Latin.
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RE: Judgement day defense strageity [sic] Pt. 2
November 1, 2014 at 3:35 am
What if God speaks sanskrit?
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RE: Judgement day defense strageity [sic] Pt. 2
November 1, 2014 at 4:14 am
Lol at OP title.
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RE: Judgement day defense strageity [sic] Pt. 2
November 1, 2014 at 8:22 am
(This post was last modified: November 1, 2014 at 8:26 am by Drich.)
(November 1, 2014 at 12:35 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: (October 31, 2014 at 10:08 pm)Drich Wrote: Is this the part where I says oh, noes, I've been out smarted by show-nuff, what do I do's?
... Oh, wait I've already answered this question when rhythm asked this is my thread...( Post 53 sport.) Well, that was much simpler than the rambling little speech you offered there. But essentially you see the point, as Rhythm stated: you're as (rightfully) apathetic and unconcerned about your eternal destiny as we are--when it comes to the silly stories of the Muslim god for you, when it comes to all the silly stories of gods for us.
There is no apathy in my response just logic. If muslims have a lock on the creator and I have mis spent my life according to his rules then I deserve Hell. So I choose to accept my fate and turn and burn.
(October 31, 2014 at 10:23 pm)Rhythm Wrote: -and that's why the question remains unanswered. You can't take yourself out of your comfort zone. There is no hell. But, for shits and giggles - suppose that whatever religion other than your own was true and it did indeed have a hell for some silly reason. You'd just shrug and say "Whatevs" - jumping into the flames?
You know what....minus jumping into flames, our reaction to this scenario would seem to be identical. You don't care any more than I. So why, praytell, do you care about some gods judgements in the first place - here in this life, if you wouldn't care in death? I felt obligated to answer the op first but, your answer is essentially the same. If I served the wrong God in this life I do not want to serve what ever is there in the next. Why? Because we are not compatible. To me any other God would be cold and unjust, so I would rather not be apart of that god's eternity.
That is why our answers differ in the way that it does.
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RE: Judgement day defense strageity [sic] Pt. 2
November 1, 2014 at 8:40 am
(This post was last modified: November 1, 2014 at 8:46 am by abaris.)
(November 1, 2014 at 2:42 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Weren't you aware? This is only part 2. There are hundreds more. Next up:
Judgment day defense strategy for Jove.
That would be an easy one. He's not in the judgment business anyway. Pluton and Proserpina (when she's around) take all the dead.
As for Allah, I would tell him, he should stop fooling around. His buddies Jesus and Gabriel gave him away, so he's the same old angry guy the jews were talking about and being a decent person, my conscience didn't allow for following his set of rules.
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RE: Judgement day defense strageity [sic] Pt. 2
November 1, 2014 at 9:29 am
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(November 1, 2014 at 8:22 am)Drich Wrote: To me any other God would be cold and unjust, so I would rather not be apart of that god's eternity.
That is why our answers differ in the way that it does. The only difference between our answers would be the word "other". However, by what standards? Your own? Why should that matter? Your standard is irrelevant and baseless. The authority that has damned you has set the standard. It is just, it cannot be cold. These are simply your own misunderstandings. I think that your god is cold and unjust....but how many times have you argued against that statement-with me- (not to mention others)? Are you granting yourself (and your god) some claim that you would not allow me (and my lack thereof)? That seems rather convenient.......
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RE: Judgement day defense strageity [sic] Pt. 2
November 1, 2014 at 10:07 am
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Whoah, you deserve hell for picking the wrong religion? That's a truly sad state of affairs that religion has you devaluing yourself so much I'm sure you are better than that. No one has the right to send anyone to hell. If god does exist and he made us, that doesn't make him right to fuck around with us for his own amusement. It just makes him a dictator.
I would say, "Well you gave me this logical brain, you presented no evidence you existed, so I carried on as best I could and lived a good life." If he cans me anyway, then what you gonna do? If we have a psychopathic maniac running things there's no strategy anyone can employ that's gonna make a difference.
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RE: Judgement day defense strageity [sic] Pt. 2
November 1, 2014 at 12:57 pm
(November 1, 2014 at 8:40 am)abaris Wrote: That would be an easy one. He's not in the judgment business anyway. Pluton and Proserpina (when she's around) take all the dead. You're right! Though according to Google it seems that the Romans had three judges in the underworld: Minos, Rhadamanthos and Aeacus.
...this is quickly getting confusing.
See what you started, Drich?
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RE: Judgement day defense strageity [sic] Pt. 2
November 1, 2014 at 1:05 pm
(November 1, 2014 at 12:57 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: You're right! Though according to Google it seems that the Romans had three judges in the underworld: Minos, Rhadamanthos and Aeacus.
...this is quickly getting confusing.
See what you started, Drich?
Try Osiris instead. He had the whole court setup, complete with a mystic beast to devour the souls found wanting.
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