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Pope says God isn't a magician
#31
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician
(November 4, 2014 at 12:27 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(November 3, 2014 at 10:32 pm)Sejanus Wrote: Legend has it the pope's hat contains a series of rooms and antechambers that can be used to hide thousands of priests child molesters. Of course he's a magician.

Over here, the term "pope's hat" has a specific genital meaning. Often employed in the phrase "pulling the pope's hat off".

The pope can go shit in his hat.
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#32
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician
All of which is faintly disturbing in context.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#33
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician
. . . while his church is consecrating miracles from folks worshipping potential saints
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#34
RE: Pope says God isn't a magician
"Saints" and "miracles" have been big business for the church since the 5th century.
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